i think ima bout to commit domestic violence.
younger folks... if you get married, you better be a patient mofo.
my wife has the death touch when it comes to personal electronics, and then she always claims that she "didnt do anything". stuff just breaks on its own... EVERYTIME.
We used to have one laptop at the house that was working just fine. I explictly asked her not to keep the computer plugged in at all times as it will juice the battery out. She doesnt listen to me, and now complains that it barely will hold 30 minutes of charge. The thing also runs slow as hell cause she always downloading god knows what on it. I'm always having to try and clean that thing up.
In preparation of the release of Diablo III, my older brother was kind enough to buy me a gaming laptop for my birthday. I told my wife I was going to buy a gaming desktop and computer desk and setup my own Diablo III station in our guest bedroom but she deaded that idea. Gaming laptop was the next best option. I know... I' m a big loser for being this excited about a damn video game but whatever.
Last December I had an odd premonition that somehow someway my wife would find a way to mess up my gaming laptop. I told her that I wanted to buy her a new macbook for X-mas because she is so prone to dim-mak'ing every PC we have. She said she didnt need it. I stressed about how she could browse the web and download and do whatever she want with a macbook with little chance of downloading malware. She still refused. My boss ended up getting me an Ipad2 for X-mas last year and I do not use Apple products. In lieu of a macbook I gave the wife the Ipad2 and told her to use this for her browsing and stuff since its safer.
The wife now has her own laptop, her own ipad2, her own iphone. if she wants to get on the internet, she has many options to do so. The problem is, she leaves her ipad and laptop in the bedroom upstairs and is too lazy to go get her own %!*+, so she will instead use my gaming laptop (which I leave in the living room) to do her stuff. Monday, my premonition came to fruition. She is tap tap tapping away at the computer when I hear her say "Your computer is going crazy!". She hands it to me and R.I.P. Malware attack. I am not computer saavy enough to try and fix the problem, so instead I will have to reformat the damn thing and reload Windows and every other program I had downloaded. I am a creature of habit and like things to be a certain way, and its going to take me hours to recreate everything and set all the settings just so.
sorry for the long rant
Cliffs:
- Wife has her own damn laptop and Ipad yet insists on using my personal laptop because shes too lazy to go upstairs to get hers
- I offered to buy her a macbook because I know she is prone to downloading malware and messing up computers. she refused
- Wife was using my laptop and managed to mess it up. Now I have to reload everything
- I have to resist my urge to roundhouse kick her in the face.