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I concur. I wouldn't be surprised if I end up marrying a Middle Eastern (maybe even Indian/Afghani/Paki)
the thread about nothing...
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by Renaldo Balkman,
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I tried typing it as short as i could because i i know how these forums work , "tl;dr" , "cool story bro " .Originally Posted by beh235
I don't know, that "I lost my virginity" story doesn't pass the smell test to me, but whatever. Bro, there's a thread for that already http://niketalk.com/topic/340793/The-day-u-lost-ur-Virginity-Describe. Just looks to eager to tell the story. The grammar bothers me too, if you're gonna tell it, tell it right.
On another note, I discovered this past weekend that I work with an actual NT detective
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so when did your parents find out they have a gay son? i kid i kid
congrats to the dude who lost his v-card.
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Working after getting 1 wisdom tooth extracted? Bad idea? It's only a 3 hour shift.
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bad idea all around.
you wont be n pain or nething but u wont be able to talk well and will problly be drooling on urself. as well as your face being swollen
if you do your job n solitude sure, otherwise, no.
MetalMario
formerly m4riol
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human giant haha
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I'm just confused where your comment was even coming from
I'm looking to play roller hockey this summer, which is why I need the blades.
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After getting a good look at her, Charissa Thompson does not look better than Michelle Beadle
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She seemed to look better as a sub, now that she got a starting spot.. not quite the same
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Originally Posted by rayray3thousand
I vote you sir for strongest first two posts of a NT career...Originally Posted by BasedOMG
Originally Posted by rayray3thousand
10 minutes? were you guys talking for 9 minutes first?
I lol'd
I beated off earlier that evening , i didn't know about the party at the time . Her names Ashley , she went to my middle school so i knew what she liked and how to make her laugh, she was a virgin during middle school and her *%* was big but it wasn't as big as it is now. My boy invited me and i had nothing to do at the time so i just went . Not sure where exactly i was all i know is that it was "uptown". After chilling there for ten minutes she poked me in the neck , we started talking and asking about schools and #@@$ . She started getting +@$%%% up and asked me if i wanted to dance , one thing led to another and the next thing you know she's laughing while blowing me on the bathroom toilet . I lifted her dress up and fingered her then she proceeded to ride me reverse cowgirl , the first thing that popped in my head was a scene from this POV prono , it was exactly how i imagined except the feeling of being inside her was weird .. maybe it was just the condom or because it was my first time . After five minutes she was getting more dizzy and started blowing me again , i blewed in her mouth and she layed near the tub laughing . I feel kind of grimey now for leaving her there laughing , i was going to eat but i decided to go home . It took like five trains running loud on the subway for me to snap out of dayddreaming and say to myself damn i finally lost it . I feel weird now , i feel like I'm a criminal or something ... maybe it was because she was drunk .
But yeah i guess my boy Julian wasn't joking when he said Dominicans know how to party haha
here's another pic (8th grade ) :
inb4 ducktales
[x] pics
[x] details of story
[x] lack of ducktale possibility
Co-sign
I retract my ducktales statement, this guy has blood type NT.
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Originally Posted by macbk
I'm just confused where your comment was even coming from.
I'm looking to play roller hockey this summer, which is why I need the blades.
hahahaha variation of an old joke. M4rioL knew what I was talking about.
solarius49
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when Dukie started gettin high
6 Rings G.O.A.T.
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watching g4 right now..cot damn it's annoying..
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This dude Nas man... Never sounds enthusiastic about anything
mplsdunk
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Well summer and a day off work kicked in.
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check out "Curb Your Enthusiasm" also
its like Seinfeld with cussing (maybe even better)
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CYE is one the top consistent shows ever. Can't wait for the next season.
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Yuku, turrible turrible turible knucklehead turrible.
mplsdunk
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Swag
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YUKU'D really acted up!!
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I have pneumonia and it sucks, no appetite, chills all day.. Fml
solarius49
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what show should I watch next? the Shield or The Sopranos?
I just finished my 3rd watch through of the Wire. I've seen plenty of episodes of the Shield, but not in continuity, and I've never seen an episode of the Sopranos
I just finished my 3rd watch through of the Wire. I've seen plenty of episodes of the Shield, but not in continuity, and I've never seen an episode of the Sopranos
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Jean Claude Van Damme ended up with a nice looking daughter.
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Originally Posted by WitnessMyCalm21
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�Song. Amazing. One of my favorite songs ever.
