I was at the optometrist getting da eyes checked for contacts. Receptionist was updating people.
That was the day I found out my eye doctor was a racist.
Say word?
Son straight lost it. Camels this and towel head that. Off the bat he was like why do we let these people here, you know who it was, blah blah.
I'm sitting there reading national geo while this moron is screaming epithets at no one in particular.
It was a weird day. Fam was watching the coverage, kept talking about God's plan while I'm noticing for the first time that the carpet had individual fibers.
Tl;Dr contacts are the bees knees.