the thread about nothing...

[davidme00]

Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list. What does she have?

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

The-The-The-The CANNONS!

 

[jj watt]

I think I'm getting arthritis

Drink some milk

 

[davidme00]

Good morning TAN

Broke up with my gf last night, got hammered off white wine and vodka/watermelon juice, phone died in the middle of the night, woke up at the same time I'm usually getting into work, an hour late to work, missed a meeting.

didn't you just recently patch things up too? or was that another tanner

I did and things were going great but then some BS happened last night.

I honestly think we are getting back together though. This is her very last chance though. We are meeting up today when we get out of work. She was supposed to come home to my parents house Thurs-Mon.

Someone probably got into them yambs. Never take back a cheater.

 

[jj watt]

No one got into them yambs but me

I'd share the story but I don't feel like typing it out. And I got a meeting soon.

just break it off already, im getting tired of it

breaking up with her every other day, it sounds like high school

 

[crazy ebw]

Drink some milk

How does that help

 

[216301baller]

time went by and turned you into a butterfly

 

[antidope]

Did I really just get an email from the university I graduated from LAST YEAR asking me to donate them money?!?!?! **** OUTTA HERE WITH THAT!!!! >: Was my $40K+ a year for 4 years not enough? This is so messed up. I want to donate $1 out of spite.

I will never give my school a dime, and I will say that to anyones face

 

[jj watt]

This is the first time i broke up with her dawg. No one making you read this either. You love it.

join us in the legion of lonely TAN.

 

[fraij da 5 11]

I'm still crying @ this gif from like 3 days ago...

 

[Ox.]

You guys can not be cereal. I've never had it, and never will. Theres no way fried chicken should be that cheap. Its pigeon and no one can convince me otherwise.

i stay away from kfc after those videos of those skank *** breezys licking mash potatoes and showering in the thingy leaked out.

Originally Posted by Tr1ll  & Nowitzness

Wait, did this motha ****** say Churches it the best fried chicken?!?!?

 

[jj watt]

never had churches

popeyes doe >

 

[Deleted member 38182]

Pittsburgh Broasted Chicken of Katella in Los Al is the bidness

 

[captnaj phd]

Never take back a cheater.

Ever. If what you have to offer wasn't enough to keep their loyalty the first time, it probably won't work now that nothing's a surprise.

Did I really just get an email from the university I graduated from LAST YEAR asking me to donate them money?!?!?! **** OUTTA HERE WITH THAT!!!!

Was my $40K+ a year for 4 years not enough? This is so messed up. I want to donate $1 out of spite.

Awful. I say it all the time, colleges have a legendary hustle going. Charge out the *** for classes, require you buy a certain amount of them whether they're relevant to your field or not, make you pay for the books, print up a nice hot batch of diplomas and do it all again next year with a 3% tuition increase...then have the nerve to ask graduates for donations without asking them if they need a better job to pay off their student loans.

I'm gonna open an online one at the very least someday, just watch. 

 

[mahnametahrone]

Good morning TAN

Rck I hope your feeling better brotha. You need to bounce back, and it should start in SD, word to Nate.

Oh yeah, since my thread didn't go anywhere, "MEM50" 50% off at papa johns until 5/27

 

[unknwn]

The chicken my mom makes > Every single food establishment that you can think of

Portuguese chicken

 

[whyhellothere]

 

[kickstart]

My boss threatens to fire us almost every day we are there. I wish he'd do it already. #Unemployment or just ****! There needs to be some kind of workplace harassment thing you can file with HR. It's annoying and kills morale completely.

It always gets me when he says "We're a team."

 

[mahnametahrone]

Jumpman, ride with us to SD now that you're single

 

[unknwn]

Any good documentarys on Netflix? Impatiently waiting for a package

 

[jj watt]

The chicken my mom makes > Every single food establishment that you can think of

Portuguese chicken

arent you like 2 hours from me?

if so be right over

My boss threatens to fire us almost every day we are there. I wish he'd do it already. #Unemployment or just ****! There needs to be some kind of workplace harassment thing you can file with HR. It's annoying and kills morale completely.

It always gets me when he says "We're a team."

pretty sure it is.

Any good documentarys on Netflix? Impatiently waiting for a package

some good 30 for 30 ones and ESPN ones.

 

[mahnametahrone]

The chicken my mom makes > Every single food establishment that you can think of

Portuguese chicken

We should have a TAN potluck

 

[beh235]

University of POTUS \O/...

 

[tr1ll]

Any good documentarys on Netflix? Impatiently waiting for a package

Its not a documentary, but why would you not want to watch Pulp Fiction.

 

[Belgium]

Its not a documentary, but why would you not want to watch Pulp Fiction.

"What does Marcellus Wallace look like?" has to be one of the greatest movie scenes ever. 

 

[jking0821]

1 -2 euro's a pop? no wonder its spreading like wildfire over there