the thread about nothing...

[wheymint]

WheyMint...Here's a link talking about baby powder and bed sheets. See WheyMint has useful info too.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/16/keep-sheets-cool-summer_n_3444129.html

 

[antidope]

Wait people are just fapping directly onto their bed? :x :x :x

 

[grandtheftbike]

Yep...for those who just fap and use the sheet instead of a sock, wash cloth, old shirt, etc. 

Gotta switch it up. 

I shoot mines straight in the trash can

you fap standing up? not judging. dont even answer this

 

[gllahone84]

I shoot mines straight in the trash can

 

[gllahone84]

Wait people are just fapping directly onto their bed?

 

[Deleted member 38182]

Wait people are just fapping directly onto their bed? :x :x :x

Wut



You don't like fapping directly into your bed??? What the hell is wrong with you Anti?!?!?!?

 

[fraij da 5 11]

Wait people are just fapping directly onto their bed?

 

[dankenstien88]

rlly ? :x

 

[parada45]

Parada is she really mute or is she just introverted.

Introverted. Might as well be mute though. She talks to no one unless she has to. I sit right next to her and she will e-mail so she doesn't have to speak to me.

 

[davidme00]

Ignorant Americans are ignorant

 

[fraij da 5 11]

Wait people are just fapping directly onto their bed?

they should just jack those around-the-neck napkin holders that dentists use, and put a paper towel in it. Call it da jizzbib

This is inspiring me to invent a waist band in similar fashion as your jizzbib.  But it will put up a barrier so that you do not run the risk of getting spunk in your own face.

I'll call it da fap-strap.

 

[rusty shackelford]

I shoot mines straight in the trash can

momma dukes has no idea whats dripping out of them trash bags

Yall know Damn well it drys up like cinnamon bun frosting. To answer dude up there, I sit down and then finish porn style.

 

[wheymint]

WheyMint...Who has time to stand up and find a trashcan to skeet into? Fapping is best when the only muscles working is forearm and hand. Well two hands for me since WheyMint is swingin like a telephone pole. Newmonia you hear that baby? I'm hung.

 

[rusty shackelford]

WheyMint...Who has time to stand up and find a trashcan to skeet into? Fapping is best when the only muscles working is forearm and hand. Well two hands for me since WheyMint is swingin like a telephone pole. Newmonia you hear that baby? I'm hung.

I'm not getting up and walking over to the trash can, its only like 4 to 8 feet away.

 

[bluexsneakerhead]

:x spilling the kids into trash cans?

 

[fraij da 5 11]

Rusty in there putting 1 hand behind his head while he bust into the trash.

 

[Deleted member 38182]

:x spilling the kids into trash cans?

Please, tell us how you fap then

 

[gllahone84]

Yall know Damn well it sets up like cinnamon bun frosting. To answer dude up there, I sit down and then finish porn style.

What about those dark yellow marks on the wall in your room? 

I don't  know how they got there...cause that **** doesn't splatter on the wall. 

 

[antidope]

Wut

 

[grandtheftbike]

WheyMint...Who has time to stand up and find a trashcan to skeet into? Fapping is best when the only muscles working is forearm and hand. Well two hands for me since WheyMint is swingin like a telephone pole. Newmonia you hear that baby? I'm hung.

I'm not getting up and walking over to the trash can, its only like 4 to 8 feet away.

whats your career field goal %?

 

[wheymint]

WheyMint...Toilet Bowl fap....endless tissue supply...already have privacy....vent fan disguises the fap sound....lotion already in there...can put laptop on the edge of the bathtub streaming high quality ppr0n from tube sites. Y'all rookies ain't fappin right.

 

[rusty shackelford]

Rusty in there putting 1 hand behind his head while he bust into the trash.

I flex like Patrick Bateman when I gets mine.

 

[water]

just made the switch to crest 3d whitening

. i expect to see some **** in the morning

Nah son.

Listerine whitening pre rinse>>>>>>

I use strawberries and baking soda. 

 

[dankenstien88]

Wut

 

[whyhellothere]

Paper cups.
A bottle.
Paper towel.
Sock with hole.
Poptart wrappers.