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the thread about nothing...
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by Renaldo Balkman,
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Ox.
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Bruh..I just spent the past 30 mins trying to kill a damn brown recluse spider. :x 
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This comment...
Klompy wrote
As much as this would ruin the relationship, I would have SOOOO much fun with this after discovering I have a tracking device on me and a tail.
I wouldn't break up right away, I would start going to places to build some sort of elaborate back story or second life. First things first, buy a burner and make sure she notices it at some point, but have some sort of believable story to explain it away.
If you own any weapons, move them periodically so that from her perspective it looks like they're being used every now and then. If you don't own any weapons, just buy some bullets at walmart and have some of them missing from the box and have the box sitting in your bedside table.
Next, say you're going to go hang out with your friends, but actually rent a sleazy hotel room that you walk into with 2 duffel bags full of crumpled news papers and a suitcase inside the duffel. While in the hotel room, throw the duffel bags in the trash, and leave holding only the suitcase.
After a few of these fake drops, if I hadn't been confronted yet, I would escalate things. Get one of your friends in on it who the GF or mother don't know who he is. When your friend is going to be out of town, get his key from him. When the mother is following you, walk into the house wearing leather gloves and duct tape. Leave with a rolled up rug full of pillows that you duct taped plastic around and throw in your trunk. Drive away in a way that you'll pass right by the mother, and make sure to make direct eye contact.
Proceed to text gf a few minutes later that you'd really like to have her and her mother over for dinner at your place tonight.
If they actually show up for the dinner, I would probably bail and run. At this point if they haven't freaked out and called the cops on you, they're probably trying to Dexter you.
Edit: Thank you kind sir or mam for my first GOLD.
Ox.
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pimpin aint easy...
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Morning Tan hope everyone's long weekend was fun. Wildwood was enjoyable...could have been better but no complaints...have patchy sunburn as always
Buy board shorts. No nettings and you wear your underwear under them. I haven't owned a bathing suit with netting since i was like 6 years old.
I hate UPS
Buy board shorts. No nettings and you wear your underwear under them. I haven't owned a bathing suit with netting since i was like 6 years old.
I hate UPS
yeezusdisciple
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It would be better den arizona doe
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This past weekend me and my friends somehow started talking about scary experiences we had
My boy goes on to tell us that when he was little theses Gnomes called Duendes appeared to him
Apparently they present themselves to children to bless them
I thought it was straight BS until two of the people I was with heard about this myth before also
My boy goes on to tell us that when he was little theses Gnomes called Duendes appeared to him
Apparently they present themselves to children to bless them
I thought it was straight BS until two of the people I was with heard about this myth before also
yeezusdisciple
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Thanks for scaring me brah
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Your friend is crazy 
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Tall beers for 1,50$ + having a bar at my hostel.
I'm faded.
I'm faded.
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About to head out for my first day at the new job
but really
but really
antidope
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NICE! Hope its what you expect it to be fam. You seemed pretty hyped about it since the day you got it.
I schedueld today off and forgot about it and came into work. So mad, its just going to annoy me everytime that something I dont like happens.
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I'll Barry Bonds a gnome trying to talk to me.
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antidope
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I cant, I carpool to work now so even if I could leave I wouldnt have any way to get home. I'm stuck here.
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Taxi or Bus?
antidope
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Van. Saves me a lot of money on gas since my job is 40 miles from where I live one way.
Came at the right time too, a lot of random expenses have come my way since I started riding on it.
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