the thread about nothing...

[301216baller]

Saturday night was epic to bad it ended the way it did..my cuz and I rolled out to ocean city because he had 4 homegirls out there..we have a magnum bottle of goose,mad beers, a 5tj of tequila and a bottle of champagne..my cuz killed most of the beers and we drank half of the goose but didn't open the tequila or champagne ...we get to OC and head to seacrets..1 of the chicks was feelin me..everything was going well...we leave the club to go get pizza....my cuz goes to the car unfortunately he gets arrested..I got into an argument with a random thot because I walked up and ate her chicken fingers while she was talkin to her friend lmao..I eventually make my way to the police station and I fall asleep in there lobby..they kicked me out so I po'd on the walkway to the main door lmao smh..they wake me up and kicked me off the property,so I po'd across the street from the police station on the sidewalk smh..I wake up it's like 8 am i just walked around till like 11 when my ppls showed up and got my cuz out..on top of that stupid **** I caught pink eye

 

[marco23]

i cant remember i read a thread in general other than this and a few others. seems like every thread gets ruined by someone taking things too seriously 

 

[donutdan]

if someone can ruin this thread by taking something serious ill give em a dozen apple fritters. 

 

[RIP sleazyy]

****** SAYIN RAY J GOT BEAT UP?!






























I SOCKED THAT ***** IN HIS FACE, MY *****.


lord I had to hit YouTube and find it again

 

[marco23]

 
if someone can ruin this thread by taking something serious ill give em a dozen apple fritters. 

i loves apple fritters

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

haven't had an apple fritter in years

 

[a-friend]

Who would pay for porn

Just get your girl to do some things and pay her

 

[certifiedflyboi23]

If you eat apple fritters you a lame for life.

 

[a-friend]

My girl got mad cause I said her lashes were ratchet.

Like I hate when girls wear them anyway, but when they are on the girls eyes, and the girl looks down or batts her lashes, and you can see all that glue or whatever that caked up **** is on top...man, I want to immediately break up with you for looking a mess when you look fine with no makeup

 

[herbshuttles15]

White tears

 

[marco23]

White tears

That's horrible! No one should get their pony stolen, everyone deserves a pony and I've been had em

 

[usabasketball08]

 

[a-friend]

i'm too lazy to wear makeup. tried to go back to regularly doing my makeup again last year and got an eye infection so i stopped again. 

natural >>>>> cakeface anyways.

Good for you. Make up is of the devil

 

[mplsdunk]

Was having a good time with my boy tonight. Then he gets a call about some blow being somewhere and of course he dips. I ain't one to judge. I do the **** a few times a year. But he straight goes on benders for a day and can't make bills because of it. Still owes me like a 500 bucks too. Some people just can't learn. Dude clearly can't handle just a casual amount.

I guess that's what seperates the kids from adults. He knows he should go home or crash on my couch. Don't get me wrong stripppers and blow sounds fun but it's a Tuesday night and he probably has less than 200 to his name. Also he clearly shouldn't do it at all the way he acts about it and will straight disregard anything else for it. Sucks seeing dude will never grow up.

 

[beh235]

Don't feel like going into the office, today. Another day "working" from home....

 

[beh235]

Was having a good time with my boy tonight. Then he gets a call about some blow being somewhere and of course he dips. I ain't one to judge. I do the **** a few times a year. But he straight goes on benders for a day and can't make bills because of it. Still owes me like a 500 bucks too. Some people just can't learn. Dude clearly can't handle just a casual amount.

I guess that's what seperates the kids from adults. He knows he should go home or crash on my couch. Don't get me wrong stripppers and blow sounds fun but it's a Tuesday night and he probably has less than 200 to his name. Also he clearly shouldn't do it at all the way he acts about it and will straight disregard anything else for it. Sucks seeing dude will never grow up.

Your friend just sounds like a poor version of Charlie Sheen

 

[jking0821]

Saturday night was epic to bad it ended the way it did..my cuz and I rolled out to ocean city because he had 4 homegirls out there..we have a magnum bottle of goose,mad beers, a 5tj of tequila and a bottle of champagne..my cuz killed most of the beers and we drank half of the goose but didn't open the tequila or champagne ...we get to OC and head to seacrets..1 of the chicks was feelin me..everything was going well...we leave the club to go get pizza....my cuz goes to the car unfortunately he gets arrested..I got into an argument with a random thot because I walked up and ate her chicken fingers while she was talkin to her friend lmao..I eventually make my way to the police station and I fall asleep in there lobby..they kicked me out so I po'd on the walkway to the main door lmao smh..they wake me up and kicked me off the property,so I po'd across the street from the police station on the sidewalk smh..I wake up it's like 8 am i just walked around till like 11 when my ppls showed up and got my cuz out..on top of that stupid **** I caught pink eye

Seacrets 

OC is dirty....in a good way

why you eat her chicken tender though?  That seems like the only messed up part of the story to me...the rest is just shenanigans (why did your boy get arrested btw?)

 

[antidope]

 

I hope this chick lets me first night her tonight.

I know Im too old, but Im so not interested in a long term relationship(with her), but I need this.

Thought they said fist at first...

So did I

 

why you do dis

Wish I wasnt out of reps

I got a call for an interview for the biggest job I've had a chance at so far.. my interview is Thursday at 10AM. Hoping I knock it out of the park yall!

Good luck breh.

 

Well I just found out it may be too late to switch into AP Lang

. This day has probably been one of the worst days I've had in a while...

Plus the teachers for AP Lang I heard SUCK.

You be ight playa, just do HEng.

Jaden reminds me of a fairly new fake deep NTer

Whos avy looks like Jaden Smiths avi hair wise, from KCMO

Random photo from my day

It was a dude driving

 
Martin finally got another Tele show.

Repped FX

Waste of money resources and life

 
i have a  wedding to go to that i cannot miss and i feel like crap 

  i hope i feel better by saturday

Mine is on Sunday. Wheres yours at?

Saturday night was epic to bad it ended the way it did..my cuz and I rolled out to ocean city because he had 4 homegirls out there..we have a magnum bottle of goose,mad beers, a 5tj of tequila and a bottle of champagne..my cuz killed most of the beers and we drank half of the goose but didn't open the tequila or champagne ...we get to OC and head to seacrets..1 of the chicks was feelin me..everything was going well...we leave the club to go get pizza....my cuz goes to the car unfortunately he gets arrested..I got into an argument with a random thot because I walked up and ate her chicken fingers while she was talkin to her friend lmao..I eventually make my way to the police station and I fall asleep in there lobby..they kicked me out so I po'd on the walkway to the main door lmao smh..they wake me up and kicked me off the property,so I po'd across the street from the police station on the sidewalk smh..I wake up it's like 8 am i just walked around till like 11 when my ppls showed up and got my cuz out..on top of that stupid **** I caught pink eye

Pink eye 

****** SAYIN RAY J GOT BEAT UP?!






























I SOCKED THAT ***** IN HIS FACE, MY *****.


lord I had to hit YouTube and find it again

Indoor basketball court, outdoor basketball court.

 
My girl got mad cause I said her lashes were ratchet.

Like I hate when girls wear them anyway, but when they are on the girls eyes, and the girl looks down or batts her lashes, and you can see all that glue or whatever that caked up **** is on top...man, I want to immediately break up with you for looking a mess when you look fine with no makeup

 

 

 

[parada45]

Jaden Smith has to be a top 5 troll lol

 

[jking0821]

Boss forwarded me an email that i already got about "Respectful Confrontation Training" the email says "This class might be interesting...if you're interested"

Just the training with that sentence had me 

 

I want to respond "strong title to your sentence ratio"

The business world is so strange.  You show up...you do your job...you get 0 complaints about the actual work you do...but yet...you need to talk more...you should "come out of your shell".  Normally those things do not go hand in hand if im talking in the hallway and trying to be friendly to everyone my work will suffer.  So pick one

 

[johnnyredstorm]

Record nothing, my memory’s all I got
Two weeks ago, in the club with a thot
Skinny waist, weave in place
Movin fast, thinkin slow
Brain caught in her soul
**** am I supposed to do
Fire off some neurons
Or run home to watch jimmy neutron

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

 
i have a  wedding to go to that i cannot miss and i feel like crap 

  i hope i feel better by saturday

Mine is on Sunday. Wheres yours at?

at a local country club 

 

[had pants]

 

[kintan]

My friends told me I should join the varsity team. Should I...? 

 

[lolcomin]

Yes looks great on apps and resumes