the thread about nothing...

 
Shorty hands felt like gator skin shoes 
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I used to do independent research all the time. In the crib loading up that Encarta disc eating cereal at 1am
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This wealth of completely irrelevant knowledge will come in handy one day.
indeed it will 
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speaking of cougars...there was this chick that worked at the library too. She was older, in her early 30's at the time. I was 17. I used to peep how she looked at me. Only if I had the mentality I have now back then. I would have at least tried it. I was too scared. Instead, 17 year old me fapped to her in the bathroom at work. Yes, I'm a savage. 
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Flagrant.

When I saw dude with his wife.

I didnt eem know she was engaged.

She seduced me with a home cooked meal the week before bruh.
Her fault, not yours

Its a dirty game they play

Real talk.

Coldest part though

The day I saw her

I was out with some fellas, and a dude I know told my story verbatim about her

We both saw her and was like...same girl

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Would have never done it knowing it willingly.

She was a savage for real
 
Random facts you will probably never use more than once>>>

You can fit inside a blue wales penis.

Elvis never performed an encore....."elvis has left the building"

That piece of paper in a hersheys kiss is called a niggly wiggly

This (?!) Or this (!?) Is called an interrobang
 
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You can fit inside a blue wales penis.

Elvis never performed an encore....."elvis has left the building"

That piece of paper in a hersheys kiss is called a niggly wiggly

This (?!) Or this (!?) Is called an interrobang


You can actually smoke a McDonald's french fry

I'm gonna somehow use these all as pickup lines for chicks.
 
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