- Jun 3, 2011
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I'll play myself
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Call him
Srs
My god-sister getting married by the lake.Sister got married last month and I didn't even go.
I'm still not sure why
I've been told I look like Al Shearer and Rasheed Wallace![]()
yup. Go.We talking about who would play us in our Biopic ?

Yes. Yes I do. Semi-freeform.you got dreads?![]()
Someone told me I look like Chamillionaire, I wanted to fight
Spot on.I've gotten a black Vanessa Hudgens, and some random Bratz doll before![]()
Spot on.I've gotten a black Vanessa Hudgens, and some random Bratz doll before![]()
wait what"88" the True Dank Story...
Starring...
Riff Raff as baby Dank
Tyler the Creator as toddler Dank
2XL the talking robot as adolescent Dank
Gucci Mane as High School Dank
Whoopi Goldberg as College Dank
Tommy Lee Jones as Post-College Dank
Holographic Aaliyah as grown and sexy Dank
Tommy Wiseau as adult Dank
Morgan Freeman as Wise Geriatric Dank
Skeeter Valentine as Ghost Dank.
Every other character in the film will be played by Iggy Azalea, just to piss off Newmoaner.
It will be written by myself, directed by David Lynch and music will be a collaboration of Danny Elfman and the Grateful Dead.![]()
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yup. Go.We talking about who would play us in our Biopic ?
"88" the True Dank Story...
Starring...
Riff Raff as baby Dank
Tyler the Creator as toddler Dank
2XL the talking robot as adolescent Dank
Gucci Mane as High School Dank
Whoopi Goldberg as College Dank
Tommy Lee Jones as Post-College Dank
Holographic Aaliyah as grown and sexy Dank
Tommy Wiseau as adult Dank
Morgan Freeman as Wise Geriatric Dank
Skeeter Valentine as Ghost Dank.
Every other character in the film will be played by Iggy Azalea, just to piss off Newmoaner.
It will be written by myself, directed by David Lynch and music will be a collaboration of Danny Elfman and the Grateful Dead.
Now I know Dankenstain is a black guy, unless he's pulling a zyzz.
NWTSNow I know Dankenstain is a black guy, unless he's pulling a zyzz.
mhmYes. Yes I do. Semi-freeform.

Spot on.
