the thread about nothing...

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I'm walking down 5th Avenue and I'm wondering why my walk feels so energetic and effortless...

And then I realized.. Ohhh I'm sober lol

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I'm looking at a bar I haven't tried yet. That might change.
 
I keep getting into situations where I can't mack smoothly
Met 2 shorties earlier tonight at an investor party:

- Both birds are taller than me (they wore heels though)
- I was talking to a group of shorties -- Bird #1 asked for my business card at the end and I got hers
- Bird #2 is an Ivy League grad and we were the only Asian people there -- we connected over our prior experiences working in fashion -- the party was at her company, so it felt ehh to ask for her # in front of her coworkers

I honestly felt super relaxed and saying the most ridiculous/funny shh -- I wasn't even drinking either
 
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honestly felt super relaxed and saying the most ridiculous/funny shh -- I wasn't even drinking either
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I keep getting into situations where I can't mack smoothly
Met 2 shorties earlier tonight at an investor party:

- Both birds are taller than me (they wore heels though)
- I was talking to a group of shorties -- Bird #1 asked for my business card at the end and I got hers
- Bird #2 is an Ivy League grad and we were the only Asian person there -- we connected over our prior experiences working in fashion -- the party was at her company, so it felt ehh to ask for her # in front of her coworkers

I honestly felt super relaxed and saying the most ridiculous/funny shh -- I wasn't even drinking either

Should've gave bird #2 your card too. Hit her with the i'll catch you at the next networking event or wtv.

It's a very passive way of doing it, but at least she got your info. Then if she hits you up with a "it was nice meeting you yesterday blablabla", then it's game on.
 
What is this like
feels good
cause i got the power
i kept telling her later
after the game
and she keeps pouting
she walking around in my basketball shorts
with no panties
cooking dinner
so she also smelling like fried chicken
she came in her with a piece just now
stood in front of me
asked "if i wanted a taste"
i said yeah while looking around her at the tv
she moved the shorts to the side
and put her vagina on my upper lip
now it looks like i got snot on my mustache :lol
 
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