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i dont know why, when i get stressed my eyebrows start to itch
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Paging @marmourjrDown bad, **** keep getting worse. The most random disappointing **** keeps happening .
Thank God for one of my childhood friends and a recent lady in my life for keeping semi-sane.
Where’s the guy that blesses the thread with the motivational quotes? Need one in my life right now

I keep getting into situations where I can't mack smoothly
Met 2 shorties earlier tonight at an investor party:
- Both birds are taller than me (they wore heels though)
- I was talking to a group of shorties -- Bird #1 asked for my business card at the end and I got hers
- Bird #2 is an Ivy League grad and we were the only Asian people there -- we connected over our prior experiences working in fashion -- the party was at her company, so it felt ehh to ask for her # in front of her coworkers
I honestly felt super relaxed and saying the most ridiculous/funny shh -- I wasn't even drinking either
Down bad, **** keep getting worse. The most random disappointing **** keeps happening .
Thank God for one of my childhood friends and a recent lady in my life for keeping semi-sane.
Where’s the guy that blesses the thread with the motivational quotes? Need one in my life right now
When a white girl offers you to go and eat with her a blue berry muffin what would y’all do lmfaooo ?
Lmfaooo. I felt used and abused like dam at least invite me to dinner if you want me to taste ur muffinsGo eat it with her.
Then eat her blueberry muffin.
The options are coming at me fast.
A couple of days ago. I got invited to happy hr with a group of girls.
Tonight someone took it upon herself to text me one on one outside of the group chat.
I'm laying in wait. Right now I'm looking at one girl and if I strike out with her then I'll move on to another. I just have to be subtle cuz I don't want to be known as that guy who's trying to hit on every girl in class lol.
Lmfaooo. I felt used and abused like dam at least invite me to dinner if you want me to taste ur muffins
If I was to ask a girl to go eat with me a muffin she laugh at me and be like wtf cheap mofo lolThe muffin is a lie.