the thread about nothing...

A goofy shorty I know got sad bc "no one asked me to be their valentine"
And asked me "am i that ugly?"

I told her straight up "yeah you ugly af, wouldn't even make you my 4th side girl"
She proceeded to laugh and call me a "hater" and a "man ***"

Well played... :pimp: Let us know when you smash..
 
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Flowers are such a scam; jewelry too.

Flowers around Valentine's Day are a scam. I wound up picking up an assorted bouquet with three roses in it for $9.99 from Trader Joe's. Didn't think twice. Elsewhere that would have been $20+ likely.
 
Flowers around Valentine's Day are a scam. I wound up picking up an assorted bouquet with three roses in it for $9.99 from Trader Joe's. Didn't think twice. Elsewhere that would have been $20+ likely.

Should’ve came my way, get them Plastic joints 4 for $5 and you could reuse them next year on valentines day or special occasion.
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Of course it finally snows heavy on the ******* weekend instead of during the week when I could of stayed home.
 
Welp, didn't get the job a the big firm. They told me they didn't have anything bad to say about my candidature. Pretty sure they decided to go with the pure accountants.

However, a smaller firm called me today. They are making me an offer. I'll go see them Wednesday.

Curious to see what the offer will look like :nerd:
 
Welp, didn't get the job a the big firm. They told me they didn't have anything bad to say about my candidature. Pretty sure they decided to go with the pure accountants.

However, a smaller firm called me today. They are making me an offer. I'll go see them Wednesday.

Curious to see what the offer will look like :nerd:

Life is funny and so damn true -- when one door closes, another one opens
This applies to jobs, girls, etc.
 
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