the thread about nothing...

When you play a lottery ticket and pick MIDDAY, but your number comes out in the evening........ $5000 gone.

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get those nails trimmed bro
 
Literally just had to take a (plastic) fork to my 3 year old's poop so it could flush down the toilet.

No seriously, that just happened.
 
I'm in chicago as well and listen 5o Waddle and Silvy on the way home from work (ESPN 1000). Theyve got a bit about a caller who told them about using a poop knife...knife kept in the bathroom and used when the toilet gets backed up. It's been a running gag for about 5 years probably. No one, myself included, could understand why they just didn't use a plunger.

I fully ******* understand now.
 
A lot of new apartment complexes are doing bathrooms off the closet. I didnt think anything of it. Hell, I actually kind of liked it initially. Then I lived there. And...yeah, about as bad of an idea as it sounds.

New place has a closet unto itself. I put them small space air fresheners in there. Month later and it still smells wonderful. Never doing a closet bathroom again.
 
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