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I own an air rifle and an alarm revolver (made to look like a copy of an existing gun).You need to get some protection homie. Sounds like ol boy is ready to clap some shiit
A. can't be trusted.
Swear a lotta people downtown will be acting like gta npcsStorytime
This past weekend I was hanging out in Union Square. I went into Gap to browse and as I was heading out, I wanted to watch the NBA playoff games. I did not know of any Sports Bars nearby, and my phone was low on power. So I decided to ask the employees. I approached a cashier.
Me: Hi, do you know of any good sports bars?
Cashier: Sports bras should be...
Me: No, Sports BARS where you can watch games and drink
Cashier: Hmmm...let me think.....uh... I really don't know sorry. Try looking on your phone.
Me: Yeah I'm going to do that or actually I'll ask him. *points head at other cashier* But thank you anyway!
The other cashier was helping another customer. I waited about 20 seconds and realized it's going to be a while, so I decided to just dip.
I took the escalator to the lower level. I saw a store employee so I approached him.
Me: Hi, do you know of any sports bars nearby?
Employee: Not sure. I know there's a bar a couple blocks away but don't know if they show sports. Let me ask. *speaks into mic* Hey does anyone know of any sports bars in the area?
There was some response on his headset.
Employee: Sports Bar, not Bra
Me in my head: *facepalm*
Employee: Sorry nobody here seems to know
Me: Ok thanks anyway. Have a nice day!
I saw the security guard by the entrance and thought he might know. I asked him and he recommended me a place by the Metreon, a 8-10 minute walk. He said that is where he goes, but there should be some close by that he does not know about.
I remember that the Melt, which is a burger joint across the street shows games. So I headed over there. I am a couple stores away and there was an old woman a few steps in front of me. She swerved left and cut me off, almost bumping into me.
Woman: Oops sorry.
Me: It's fine don't worry.
I got a closer look at the woman and presume she could be on drugs and or homeless.
Woman: You're looking at the clothes
Me: I'm just strolling.
Woman: oh yeah but they got some nice clothes!
Me: I'll check it out later. Nice talking to you, have a good night!
*I walk into Melt*
Woman followed me and walked besides me.
Woman: I gotta use the bathroom.
We both walked a couple more steps.
Woman: You think you can buy me something? I am hungry!
I was in a good mood, so I obliged. We walked up to the Cashier.
Woman: What are you getting?
Me: I always get the original Melt Burger
Woman: Can I get that too?
Me: Sure
Woman: Thank you so much, I really appreciate it. God Bless you.
Me: You're welcome.
In my head I thought she lowkey finessed me for $7-8 and wanted it to stop there.
Me: Don't you need to go to the bathroom?
Woman: oh yeah!
She asked the employee for the code, got it, then went to the bathroom. I finalized the order with no extras and paid. I received my number and stood to wait for the food.
The Woman cracked open the bathroom door holding her wig.
Woman: Tell them to cut it in half. * shuts door*
Me: I got one just for you.
A couple minutes later the woman came out.
Woman: Did you tell them to cut it in half?
Me: No, I got you a whole burger.
Woman: But I like it to be cut in half. You don't like it that way?
Me: I just eat it. After I chew it, it's all the same.
Woman walked up to cashier.
Woman: Can you tell them to cut it in half?
Cashier: Both of them or just one?
Me: Leave mine as is
Cashier: Ok I will tell them in the back
Woman walked back to me
Woman: Smells good, I can't wait. Hehehe.
Woman: Do you like sports?
I was reminded why I was there in the first place. But I didn't really care, I just wanted to dip at that point.
Me: Yeah I follow sports
Woman: You like the Warriors?
Me: Nah
Woman: How can you not? They're so good and in San Francisco! *pumps fist*
Me: Oakland but SF next year
Woman: Who you like then? Lebron James? Oh I can't stand him! I heard he's not playing anymore?
Me: He is, his team is just not in the playoffs.
Woman: Is the playoffs right now?
Me: Yes
Woman: Who are the Warriors playing?
Me: They just beat the Clippers yesterday, they play the Rockets next.
Woman: So it's not down to two teams?
Me: No, the Warriors have to beat three more teams.
Woman: Oh that's still a long time then. But I ain't worried I know they're going to get the trophy again!
Our order was ready and we went up to the counter. The cashier handed us both separate bags.
Woman: *Waves to cashier* What about my fries?
Me: I didn...
Woman shushed me.
Cashier: Order didn't come with fries
Woman: oh ok
We both took a few steps. Woman set her bag on a table. She saw me heading to the door.
Woman: Thank you and god bless! You are so kind! Have a good night!
Me: You too! Enjoy and have a good night!


how about a taser or pepper spray? atleast you can jolt or spray the basturd several times if he doesn't calm down.I own an air rifle and an alarm revolver (made to look like a copy of an existing gun).
A coworker currently has the revolver though, I temporarily loaned it to her a while back because she was feeling unsafe. She happened to text me the other day that she no longer needed it so I’m picking it up this weekend.
I gotta check with the police about the laws around flashing my guns though. Alarm pistols are legal to own but I’m not certain under what circumstances I would be legally able to defend myself with it.
If it is in fact legal to flash and/or fire it, I could just fire at the ground to scare him off. I fired it in my backyard once and the bang was so deafening that my ears were ringing for 3 whole hours
Both illegal here. Makes perfect sense, I know. I can legally get an alarm pistol that looks identical to an illegal gun, except it fires extremely loud blanks, but some pepper spray is a step too far apparently.how about a taser or pepper spray? atleast you can jolt or spray the basturd several times if he doesn't calm down.

AyoWe been pm'in each other all week
What? He's a fun guy.
Just messin’ with ya, buddyWhat? He's a fun guy.

Swear a lotta people downtown will be acting like gta npcs
There's actually a sports bar on mason and eddy st. Its called Union Square Sports Bar and there's also one nearby called Golden Gate Tap Room
Wait just noticed responded to a post from 2019![]()
seems like some people are lost who were not here for the backstory. A few years ago I was asking about sports bars at a clothing store and the sales associates thought I meant "sports bra". Fast forward to now, there is a grand opening for a sports bar called The Sports Bra in Portland.🗣HE AIN'T REAL Y'ALL!!!
I sure was lost. Thanks for the context. I thought you were the guy/girl in that Instagram post you posted lolseems like some people are lost who were not here for the backstory. A few years ago I was asking about sports bars at a clothing store and the sales associates thought I meant "sports bra". Fast forward to now, there is a grand opening for a sports bar called The Sports Bra in Portland.
well that's the sad part of it. comparing the two, the one against MJ was pretty weak. just because it was against a legend, it should be up there. considering it seems that anything against a GOAT is worthy of a highlight reel, can we now also put John Rogers there as well? or that guy that supposed to have dunked on Lebron in a commercial.
I couldn't find a clear answer online so I'm calling them tomorrow to ask what I can legally do to defend myself against that nutjob.Belgium check the website to your local police station or better yet call to see what weapons are alllowed. For now....get a baseball bat. Dude seems like a nut job.
When they make alarm muskets gonna need to investI couldn't find a clear answer online so I'm calling them tomorrow to ask what I can legally do to defend myself against that nutjob.
Since my alarm pistol is legal, I assume it's also legal to fire it to scare someone away.
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