the thread about nothing...

[maq25060]

I have a job ($34/hr) , tryna take leave of absence/fmla to leave for 3 months work another job/contract that pays double and come back.

What’s the best excuse to use?
And anyone here in HR? How much notice do I need.

I got a job too, but I'm always keeping my options open. Plus I'm salary, not hourly. Where you work? And where you about to sign on for this contract job?

 

[mplsdunk]

I’d just take the job and find something new after or show the contract to your boss and see if they’ll match it. (They won’t)

 

[had pants]

 

[ogbobbyjohnson773]

theres 3 phone numbers etched in my memory, from songs

281-330-8004, of course
867-5309
917-160493-11 (youre a real one if you know that)

Larry Sanders

nasty

 

[doublemesh96]

 

[OrangeBlueGarden]

Yo what are some good wireless headphones? Im on a budget but im looking at the Beats Studio pro

 

[tr1ll]

nasty

Was he trying to put some english on the ball to come off the backboard? That would make that the most difficult jump shot imaginable.

 

[friscostylez]

I have a job ($34/hr) , tryna take leave of absence/fmla to leave for 3 months work another job/contract that pays double and come back.

What’s the best excuse to use?
And anyone here in HR? How much notice do I need.

(Mental) Health issues or family issues

 

[usernamepun]

Was he trying to put some english on the ball to come off the backboard? That would make that the most difficult jump shot imaginable.

You’re too kind. That’s just a busted shot

 

[FThe45th]

I got a job too, but I'm always keeping my options open. Plus I'm salary, not hourly. Where you work? And where you about to sign on for this contract job?

Aerospace job in Washington.

Boeing & spacex are hiring crazy right now

To contract in Washington.

 

[OrangeBlueGarden]

I’m at church right now and dinner is after.. I was here yesterday too

 

[TURBO UNO]

I haven’t hooped in forever but I know my shot wouldn’t be busted like that dude

 

[darthska]

Wordle 1,006 X/6

Wordle 1,006 6/6

 

[Remy LeBeau]

theres 3 phone numbers etched in my memory, from songs

281-330-8004, of course
867-5309
917-160493-11 (youre a real one if you know that)

No 777-9311? For shame

Yo what are some good wireless headphones? Im on a budget but im looking at the Beats Studio pro

Sony wh-1000xm4

 

[darthska]

Having a baby or mortally sick parent.

Can only use that twice, though.
3 if they're not really paying attention.
Try a 4th 'mortal parent' attempt and people start asking things.
'How many parents does he have? I only came with two.'

 

[tr1ll]

Lol My sister has lost all four of our grandparents. We never even met my dad’s pops, but he died 3 years ago.

 

[darthska]

Lol My sister has lost all four of our grandparents. We never even met my dad’s pops, but he died 3 years ago.

Assuming you're kidding...
"We should take a family trip. You all tell your jobs we died next week."
- tr1ll 's grandparents
(probably)

(If you're being serious, my bad on missing that.)

 

[TURBO UNO]

No 777-9311? For shame

I still remember attending the Morris Day concert some years ago

 

[Remy LeBeau]

I still remember attending the Morris Day concert some years ago

Me and my girl went to a show Super Bowl weekend this year. Old people galore

 

[TURBO UNO]

Me and my girl went to a show Super Bowl weekend this year. Old people galore

Same experience for me but there were also lots of younger couples on dates

 

[moonman818]

theres 3 phone numbers etched in my memory, from songs

281-330-8004, of course
867-5309
917-160493-11 (youre a real one if you know that)

For me its...

310-629-9755

West Coast OGs know

 

[jpzx]

Crocodile tears for this guy

 

[Grine]

Nawl bro, I need to see that coin

 

[kickvicisous]

2nd trip for the year planned, can’t wait

 

[Blue Mamba]