THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[lawdog1]

Sure, Kuz. We believe you. Everyone randomly tweets “call a spade a spade” sometimes.

 

[do work son]

loosely translated: "please don't trade me to cleveland"

 

[B Sox]

Kuzma with one of the dumbest responses ever

 

[finessence]

That trainer needs to shut up and lay out some cones.

Fixed*

 

[amitt5504]

CLEARLY Kuz is get traded right lol

 

[addict4sneakers]

Kuz trying to get traded so he can put himself in position to land a max contract

chess moves

 

[finessence]

Embiid took 11 threes last night against the Magic’s frontline..... god bless analytics

Funny thing is. Analytics NEVER accounts for a bad game of 3pt shooting! There’s 82 games in a season. These analytics cats act like 3s gone fall every night.

what about when cats are in a slump? Oh, that’s where being human factors in. If your 3 ain’t falling one night, and you continue to shoot errant 3s, you’re an idiot. Get in the paint or shoot the middie.

 

[addict4sneakers]

He shot 36% from 3 doe.

And analytics wants Embiid in the post. He chose to get up 11 of them thangs

 

[MIKE LOWERY]

Bron look like Kuz pops after his moms send him to live with him. He done done. Kuz gon before February.

 

[friscostylez]

I feel like most people don't understand what analytics really is lol

 

[antidope]

I feel like most people don't understand what analytics really is lol

Its a catch-all pejorative term for those who want to try and disparage current basketball. Analytics has nothing to do with Embiid shooting 11 threes.

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Funny thing is. Analytics NEVER accounts for a bad game of 3pt shooting! There’s 82 games in a season. These analytics cats act like 3s gone fall every night.

what about when cats are in a slump? Oh, that’s where being human factors in. If your 3 ain’t falling one night, and you continue to shoot errant 3s, you’re an idiot. Get in the paint or shoot the middie.

Broham, where do analytics state that Embiid should shoot 11 3's? He's shooting less 3's than he did last season and isn't even top 100 in 3 pointers attempted this year

 

[finessence]

Broham, where do analytics state that Embiid should shoot 11 3's? He's shooting less 3's than he did last season and isn't even top 100 in 3 pointers attempted this year

bro. I’m not talking about his 3s in totality. I’m saying if he’s going to shoot like 4/6 from 3, that’s good! But he’s not going to go 4/6 EVERY night.

the games when his 3 may not be falling, just get closer to the rim. That’s all I’m saying.

I never said he should shoot 11. I strictly said on nights when it may not be falling, go inside or midrange

 

[drewsone]

Bron look like Kuz pops after his moms send him to live with him. He done done. Kuz gon before February.

You see it?

 

[lawdog1]

Kuzma with one of the dumbest responses ever

Even “I was hacked” would have been better.

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

bro. I’m not talking about his 3s in totality. I’m saying if he’s going to shoot like 4/6 from 3, that’s good! But he’s not going to go 4/6 EVERY night.

the games when his 3 may not be falling, just get closer to the rim. That’s all I’m saying.

I hear you, I'm just trying to ask where analytics is telling him to keep shooting 3's? Are you saying the coaches kept telling him to shoot 3's last night? I think there's a disconnect between what your point is and what analytics are

 

[wavycrocket]

Storybook ending! This would be utterly hilarious if it somehow happened .

 

[trynafeelmink]

Steph's Coochie is still hurting he ain't playing until the Warriors trade for another star in the offseason

In terms of the ALA, we're hitting the desperation stages now

lowkey hoping Lebron continues to get injured, trying to start a lockeroom "dysfunction" because a basketball trainer said something on IG, magical scenarios and players coming back from injury... anything but reality



"Haters Miserable, Opps Pitiful"

 

[Vincent Van Goat]

Storybook ending! This would be utterly hilarious if it somehow happened .

Or Luke

 

[Cashflow]

Steph's Coochie is still hurting he ain't playing until the Warriors trade for another star in the offseason

In terms of the ALA, we're hitting the desperation stages now

lowkey hoping Lebron continues to get injured, trying to start a lockeroom "dysfunction" because a basketball trainer said something on IG, magical scenarios and players coming back from injury... anything but reality"Haters Miserable, Opps Pitiful"

Yeah because anti Lakers fan are the ones who made Kuzma use the Lebby Subliminal Tactics

Little Lakers Fans have exhibited Low Enery this month

Losing streaks, turmoil, regressions to the mean, LOVE to see it!

 

[MajinZuub]

Yeah because anti Lakers fan are the ones who made Kuzma use the Lebby Subliminal Tactics

Little Lakers Fans have exhibited Low Enery this month

Losing streaks, turmoil, regressions to the mean, LOVE to see it!

Amongst all that, still the 1 seed.
I truly do LOVE to see it.

 

[kingfoamnyc]

Steph's Coochie is still hurting he ain't playing until the Warriors trade for another star in the offseason

In terms of the ALA, we're hitting the desperation stages now

lowkey hoping Lebron continues to get injured, trying to start a lockeroom "dysfunction" because a basketball trainer said something on IG, magical scenarios and players coming back from injury... anything but reality



"Haters Miserable, Opps Pitiful"

"SAID ALA 3 TIMES AND MADE THEM THE LITTIEST LETTERS"

 

[trynafeelmink]

Amongst all that, still the 1 seed.
I truly do LOVE to see it.

"We Not even supposed to be here!!"

 

[friscostylez]

Amongst all that, still the 1 seed.
I truly do LOVE to see it.

true underdog story if you ask me

 

[ahat]

Portland +5

Dissention in the lakers lockerroom, lebraun hurt.

As long as melo doesnt melo

Trust in dame dolla

Oh ya, avery bradley is cheeks and rondo is back to brick mason rondo