THEE OFFICIAL 2019-2020 NBA OFFSEASON THREAD: VICTORY LAP

[lawdog1]

I suck at math and it’s because I cheated my way through Algebra in 8th Grade and didn’t actually learn. It’s true that you actually cheat yourself...

 

[Based Jesus]

The one nighters might turn to months depending on how good the P is and if shorty not too annoying

If she's cool and the sex was good I always wanna see her again You gotta have something familiar to cut down on how lonely a life it is The problem is when they get too familiar. Which they always do

Got one right now who told me I was special last time we had sex. Beautiful moment, we're cuddling, enjoying post-coital bliss, and she ruins the ****ing thing by telling me I'm special. Why can't you just use me for my body? Why you gotta start caring about me as a person?

 

[everysingletime]

85 percent of the math you learn in high school most ppl really don't need to know lol

I forgot everything but adding subtracting multiplication division

 

[frshstunna]

All my math done in Excel or my iPhone calculator now...Woulda been better off learning pivot tables and v look ups in school

Youngins these days just gotta learn how to count to a hunnit and use a computer 4real

 

[storm2006]

Got one right now who told me I was special last time we had sex. Beautiful moment, we're cuddling, enjoying post-coital bliss, and she ruins the ****ing thing by telling me I'm special. Why can't you just use me for my body? Why you gotta start caring about me as a person?

Honestly, I been thinking, might be time to settle down. Time to find a girl. Future mother of my children.

Honestly I was thinking the same before, but the casual liaisons were fun and frequent enough that I could deal. But now that I'm trapped in this house, like Anti said, it's lonely. Would be nice to have someone that checks in for more than ****.

 

[darthska]

I suck at math and it’s because I cheated my way through Algebra in 8th Grade and didn’t actually learn. It’s true that you actually cheat yourself...

Will 100% be showing that exact reply to my son, because he's getting frustrated that I'm actually having him show his work on the pre-algebra ish in his packet instead of just letting him write the answers.

 

[dacomeup]

Wait till you pick up Shaunice who live on 113th and Lex and you on your way to the station at 110th and you run into Natalie who live on 109th and Lex

This sounds personal . East side ratchets

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

I was able to halfass my way thru trigonometry in college. Now I can barely count

 

[Based Jesus]

I was a computer science major. Ask me how much calculus I've needed to know to write code

Someone else can care about me as a person
I just need her to only care about my body

 

[darthska]

Behind every woman who is single there's a man who's glad to no longer have to deal with her shhhh.

Know that.

antidope , storm2006 , Based Jesus

A lonely house is also a house free from ish you ain't do right, jealousy, honey-do lists , all'at. I've believed for years in the beauty of relationship, and I still believe in it, to some degree. Not to a degree that has me forcing ish or feeling bad for being alone watching Westworld right now, though.

It's peaceful, and not at a cost that requires suppressing. I value that.

 

[lawdog1]

You’re all special to me. Just embrace it. It doesn’t have to be weird.

 

[geno90221]

You’re all special to me. Just embrace it. It doesn’t have to be weird.

Lakers in 5

 

[Based Jesus]

Minneapolis protesters captured and burned down the precinct those cops that killed George Floyd worked at

 

[geno90221]

Minneapolis protesters captured and burned down the precinct those cops that killed George Floyd worked at

You’re late

 

[darthska]

You’re late

I wasn't aware, and I'm certainly glad to read it.

 

[BIG LEEMELONE]

Martial law coming

 

[addict4sneakers]

 

[VARNELL HILL]

 

[addict4sneakers]

Where’s John Belein when you need him

 

[tay1]

 

[dman14]

 

[lynchpin33]

Makes wonder what Ben Gordon did when Jordan released him the day after he would have been eligible to sign with a playoff team several years back?

 

[buc em]

So you dont get it and spread it to somoene whos more vulnerable ya dum dum. Dont be this dense, and im on your side of everything opening up too (to an extent.)

So let me ask you...are you planning on wearing a mask and/or staying 6 feet away every single second you’re around anybody at all besides your immediate family for the next year?

 

[tay1]

 

[tay1]