Things you learned from your ex Vol: at least they were good for something.

[kdawg]

Originally Posted by SEAN C0MBS

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by kingcrux31

IM A HELION

Story behind your sig?

First one actually had my child. He's now 8 months.

Second one was my HS girlfriend...she aborted the baby.

Third was my most recent girlfriend...she also aborted the baby.

I just never strapped up.

I hate condoms.

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[deletedelete]

playing coy gets you no where

 

[needsomejays]

Originally Posted by OctobersFinest

Originally Posted by sonunox34

Don't let girls drive... and don't let them pick out the music.

Best thing said so far.

 

[selrahc123]

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by kingcrux31

IM A HELION

Story behind your sig?

First one actually had my child. He's now 8 months.

Second one was my HS girlfriend...she aborted the baby.

Third was my most recent girlfriend...she also aborted the baby.

I just never strapped up.

I hate condoms.

Indeed, I hate condoms too. But yea, if you get three in one year I must be sterile

 

[iiceman83]

A black man should not bring his snow bunny to the hood

 

[food4thgt]

Originally Posted by McFlyyy

you can't help anyone who doesn't wanna be helped and there's no ({}) like raw ({})

yup..

 

[solematic j21]

Originally Posted by IICEMAN83

A black man should not bring his snow bunny to the hood

You right

 

[put em up]

KanyeWestJayZ4life wrote:


How the drive a manual shift car




so your lady taught you how to drive a stick?

wow


did she show you how to use the potty as well?

 

[potus2028]

You never know if your girl could be leading a secret double life as a stickup kid.

Note my lack of "lol".

 

[miceyj77]

Once a cheater, ALWAYS a cheater....

 

[kingskeptik]

--Never go out with a girl that has a male best friend
--Never go out with a girl who has alot of male friends
--Indecisiveness is annoying as hell
--If you get the feeling she is cheating, more than likely she is
--If she takes you to get an engagement ring outta the blue, she is hiding something and is feeling guilty
--If you 'accidently' find prOn on her laptop or computer more than likely she uploaded it
--If she fowards your calls more than twice, she smashin someone as you dial
--If she takes pics of 'male friends' and than uploads them to myspace, thats a subliminal she smashed (or is interested in them)
--Girls with daddy issues FTL
Thats all I can think of for now..

 

[kim1]

How to drive a manual car, it came in so handy

 

[sean c0mbs]

Originally Posted by kdawg

Originally Posted by SEAN C0MBS

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by kingcrux31

IM A HELION

Story behind your sig?

First one actually had my child. He's now 8 months.

Second one was my HS girlfriend...she aborted the baby.

Third was my most recent girlfriend...she also aborted the baby.

I just never strapped up.

I hate condoms.

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Are you mental?

jokes, I know what he meant

 

[yaaintready]

1. dont give trust to a female, it must be earned.
2. She's doin dirt, if UR doin dirt.
3. Dont date a woman who wears fake eyelashes.
4. Trust issues = bad relationship (always)
5. She changes her hair style when things are goin good, she wants 2 change you too.
6. working out together could be the best thing to happen to your sex life.
7. Always follow your gut instinct.
8. Girls with single friends will act single also.
9. If she gets 2 comfortable, let her know asap.
10. u met her wen u met her, accept it or keep it movin.
11. if she seems off, theres sumtin wrong, hit n keep it movin.
12. dont keep 1 on the bench thats shown she shud be starting.
13. Only love'em wen ur in'em. *word 2 hov*
14. a girl that thinks shes in love WILL do anything for you.
15. If u think shes cheating, she probably is.
16. Nothing holds up unless you got evidence!
17. Learn everything you can from any relationship, cuz more than likely its not your last one.

 

[im a helion]

Originally Posted by SEAN C0MBS

Originally Posted by kdawg

Originally Posted by SEAN C0MBS

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by kingcrux31

IM A HELION

Story behind your sig?

First one actually had my child. He's now 8 months.

Second one was my HS girlfriend...she aborted the baby.

Third was my most recent girlfriend...she also aborted the baby.

I just never strapped up.

I hate condoms.

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Are you mental?

jokes, I know what he meant

 

[l knicks fresh knick l]

Originally Posted by IM A HELION

Originally Posted by kingcrux31

IM A HELION

Story behind your sig?

First one actually had my child. He's now 8 months.

Second one was my HS girlfriend...she aborted the baby.

Third was my most recent girlfriend...she also aborted the baby.

I just never strapped up.

I hate condoms.

yall dudes wilin, i hate condoms but CHilll

condoms knowing you aint gonna have no kids > raw STD HIV babies ETCCCC

 

[kanyewestjayz4life]

Originally Posted by Put em up

KanyeWestJayZ4life wrote:


How the drive a manual shift car

so your lady taught you how to drive a stick?

wow


did she show you how to use the potty as well?


Do you get paid to tell horrible jokes on Nt?

<First stone face ive ever given out.

All i know is i can drive manual shift cars now, it doesnt matter who taught me.