Things you thought were true, but then it turns out you were an idiot.

[DCAllAfrican]

When I was younger I always wondered how I was watching Dan Marino play on Sunday at the same time he was on the beach with big breasted Pam. (I didn't understand syndication back them).

 

[DCAllAfrican]

When I was younger I always wondered how I was watching Dan Marino play on Sunday at the same time he was on the beach with big breasted Pam. (I didn't understand syndication back them).

 

[jd214]

DOUBLE.

 

[jd214]

DOUBLE.

 

[jd214]

I thought girls had penis, I was 5 or younger BTW.

 

[jd214]

I thought girls had penis, I was 5 or younger BTW.

 

[cabron james 23]

I used to think Yuku was a good server

 

[fog raw]

I thought eating too much instant noodles would turn you into a zombie because of all the preservatives

 

[cabron james 23]

I used to think Yuku was a good server

 

[fog raw]

I thought eating too much instant noodles would turn you into a zombie because of all the preservatives

 

[rawjs]

My girlfriend thought Kokomo was a real place

 

[rawjs]

My girlfriend thought Kokomo was a real place

 

[rawjs]

My girlfriend thought Kokomo was a real place

 

[rawjs]

My girlfriend thought Kokomo was a real place

 

[jthagreat]

david hasselhoff?

 

[jthagreat]

david hasselhoff?

 

[jthagreat]

david hasselhoff?

 

[jthagreat]

david hasselhoff?

 

[datznasty]

God

I used to think girls peed out their butts

Obviosuly Santa Claus, but my mom took it a step further and bought one of those custom books where you tell them your name (and race/sex) and they fill you in in the spots in the book and it was about how I (or you, or whoever) was an elf and somehow the power of suggestion from reading it so many times + being a naive child, I literally BELIEVED and REMEMBERED that %*!@. Like sure, you can read on page 8 how me and the other elves woke up, had hot chocolate and made the toys every morning during the Christmas season, but I remembered it. I could tell you everything in the book from memory, not simply because I memorized the book but because I remember it really happening as I was there. It really happened

 

[datznasty]

God

I used to think girls peed out their butts

Obviosuly Santa Claus, but my mom took it a step further and bought one of those custom books where you tell them your name (and race/sex) and they fill you in in the spots in the book and it was about how I (or you, or whoever) was an elf and somehow the power of suggestion from reading it so many times + being a naive child, I literally BELIEVED and REMEMBERED that %*!@. Like sure, you can read on page 8 how me and the other elves woke up, had hot chocolate and made the toys every morning during the Christmas season, but I remembered it. I could tell you everything in the book from memory, not simply because I memorized the book but because I remember it really happening as I was there. It really happened

 

[newmoanyuh]

When I was younger I thought white people did not use the restroom.

 

[marionthebarberian]

I didnt think girls pooped.

 

[the fame]

I used to think the Georgia Bulldogs were just the Green-bay Packers in alternative jerseys.

 

[the fame]

I used to think the Georgia Bulldogs were just the Green-bay Packers in alternative jerseys.

 

[ValarMorghulis]

I used to think that when i popped a woody, i was just really really cold