THIS or THAT...

[iDon’tRead]

Doris

Prime Ron Isley or Prime Al Green

Green


Leg or breasts from turkey

 

[since85]

Breasts all day

Kim or Amber?

 

[a blinkin]

Yamber.

American Dad or Family Guy

 

[lil black jean jacket]

Family Guy

cat or dog

 

[moe fab]

Dog

Porn star daughter or prostitute wife

 

[Coromanti]

Dog

Porn star daughter or prostitute wife

Prostitute wife, I'd rather be a simp than fail as a parent.

Last man on earth with a very ugly woman or be physically castrated but always in the presence of beautiful women who WANT to do things to you

 

[MetalMario]

ugly woman

For the rest of your life, magically;

arrive drunk to any destination (home, work, restaurant, post office etc.)  OR once leaving any destination you become drunk.

 

[mossman1975]

leaving any destination you become drunk

Keri Hilson

or

Alicia Keys

 

[you go boy]

keri hilson

weed or alcohol

 

[iDon’tRead]

Keys


Osu so in or out of playoff

 

[wayniac211]

In

Beenie or scully

 

[iDon’tRead]

In

Beenie or scully

Dana scully


Elite or great

 

[lil black jean jacket]

great

villain or hero

 

[lil black jean jacket]

great

villain or hero

 

[MetalMario]

Villain

The lost city of Atlantis or the lost city of Atlanta

 

[Coromanti]

Villain

The lost city of Atlantis or the lost city of Atlanta

Atlanta

Your child, who doesn't look like you, has become wildly successful but you are estranged from them.

Would you rather: 

A) Never meet your kid and have nobody believe it's your kid

B) Meet your kid and find out s/he wants nothing to do with you.

 

[moe fab]

Meet the kid

Stub your toe or paper kut

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Stub your toes

No Christmas presents or No Birthday presents?

 

[Coromanti]

Stub your toes

No Christmas presents or No Birthday presents?

No Birthday, I like to be left alone anyway on that day

Smash your brother's gf/wife or smash your best friend's gf/wife?

 

[moe fab]

Best friends wife, kould never do my brothers like that

Your perfekt girl, but she has a kondition where she grows a beard n each time she shaves, it grows back thicker, fuller, faster, or she has chest hair (same konditions apply) n man hands?

 

[iDon’tRead]

Chest hair and man hands..


Be nick dunne in gone girl or the chris Washington y in get out

 

[modelsandpizza]

Nick easily. Get to bang Emily Ratajkowski and Rosamund Pike

Pizza for life or hamburgers for life??

 

[alexody]

Pizza for life as long as I could switch up toppings, style, and type of crust

Lifetime gym membership or lifetime PSN/XBL membership

 

[wayniac211]

Gym

Recycle or garbage

 

[Naruto]

Recycle


Fight an alligator in a pit or fight 10 average men to the death

No weapons