Three Fingered On Class Trip To Washington, D.C.

[knightngale]

WASHINGTON-Less than 24 hours into their class trip to Washington D.C., ninth-graders from Middleton Junior High School are reporting that three of their female classmates have been fingered.
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[lurkin2long]

"We expect our students to be on their best behavior here in Washington," said vice principal Tom Molinaro, who is known to often fall asleep during bus rides, thus increasing the chances of a fingering taking place. "Remember, we're representing our school here."

 

[percy.]

That whole article is hilarious.

According to students, the first fingering occurred Thursday at 8:32 a.m., when Jared Geyer, using a Middleton Football hooded sweatshirt for cover, fingered girlfriend Lacy DeWitt roughly 90 minutes into the six-hour trip to the nation's capital.

"I knew Jared was fingering her," classmate Matt Shearer told reporters. "They were laughing with each other and then they got real quiet."

Added Shearer, "Before the trip Jared said he was going to finger her."

Others who have been implicated in alleged fingerings include Allison Maida, whose whereabouts between 3:30 p.m. and 3:45 p.m. Friday remain unknown.

"She was probably getting fingered," Joey Ross, 14, said.

 

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[lesfamilia]

LOL... Wow. All the dirty little secrets society has are coming to the light right now.

 

[jfmartimcdandruff]

it's bound to happen

someboddy bout to get fingered

 

[ro0ts]

Article's still

and I know most are aware but I hope the few thatdon't realize TheOnion is satirical.

 

[methedy24]

 

[percy.]

That article on the baseball player is pretty hilarious as well.

 

[brettthejett]

Had me going for a min lol

 

[atlien seeko]

@ "reporting"

 

[teddythegr8one]

wow.. they put their names and pictures out there..

 

[importking]

lol @ yall believing anything on the onion......

 

[eight2one]

haha reminds me of the dirty lil things I use to do in middle school

 

[thunderchunk69]

Originally Posted by Teddythegrne

wow.. they put their names and pictures out there..

 

[ratboy90]

While the official count remains at three, students speculated that as many as 20 of their classmates have been or will be fingered before the trip's end. However, ninth-grade sources have ruled out any chance of 15-year-old Emily Blankenship being fingered, felt up, or even touched, for that matter.

this article is probably fake though. they'd get the hell sued out of themif the put name and pic in a news article

 

[flip sensayshun]

The Onion

 

[omgitswes]

hahahaha the onion always comes with lols

 

[703 hwy]

I was reading the article like no way this is real lol

 

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[queencitysneakerqueen]

 

[botz luvz 23z]

the onion

 

[supa vegetto]

hilarious.

 

[tha2one]

 

[kanyewestjayz4life]

While the official count remains at three, students speculated that as many as 20 of their classmates have been or will be fingered before the trip's end.However, ninth-grade sources have ruled out any chance of 15-year-old Emily Blankenship being fingered, felt up, or even touched, for that matter.

Lol Emily aint getting any play. You know why because she U.G.L.Y. Ugly, and you aint got no alibi.