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[h2]Tiger Woods Will Break Your Neck if You Snap a Photo in His Backswing[/h2]
Posted Mar 24th 2008 7:22PM by Ryan Wilson
Filed under: Golf, PGA
I don't want to make excuses for Tiger because, frankly, he's getting along just fine without my help. But he's the most scrutinized golfer on the planet, which means larger galleries, more media coverage, and, unfortunately, more photographers.![]()
If you were watching Sunday's on-again, off-again weather-delayed final round, you might've glimpsed Woods' olé on the ninth hole. It's seldom you see Woods finish his backswing with just one hand on the club, but that's exactly what happened on the par 3. And it had nothing to do with the lake that ran along the entire right side of the hole.
Nope, it was something much more sinister: somebody snapped a photo on Tiger's downswing. Not good.'%+++@@$!'' [Woods] yelled as he dropped a hand off his follow-through and that usually effortless, smooth swing suddenly seized and turned into something ugly. ...
Woods had some choice words for the photographers who were shadowing him as he walked from the ninth green to the 10th tee. ''The next time a photographer shoots an [expletive] picture,'' Woods warned, ``I'm going to break his [expletive] neck.''
Couldn't agree more. Look, I get it, photographers want to get the shot. But really, how many times does it have to happen before the tour steps in? During the 2004 U.S. Open at Shinnecock, Woods' caddie, Steve Williams dispensed a little vigilante justice and was subesquently ripped for it.
From the Washington Post.Woods was standing on the second tee during the final round Sunday, when he was bothered by the noise from a spectator's camera. His caddie turned and marched angrily 25 yards over to a section of the gallery, where he plunged three deep into a crowd of people, and pulled the offending camera away from a spectator, who turned out to be an off-duty police officer. The rest of the gallery responded with uncomfortable murmurs.
That was the highlight of the '04 Open for me.
Trigger-happy photogs, a-holes who sneak in cell phones, people who yell "get in the hole", Rory Sabbatini -- they should all be summarily executed sans trial. I think that would send the message. And give that righteous Sally Jenkins something to write about.