Top 50 Charles Barkley Quotes

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[mike23theking]

Originally Posted by Executive76

50. "I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."

36. Ernie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks of Chris Kaman: "(Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the cookie jar."Charles Barkley: "Ernie, I don't know where you get your cookies at but the rest of us don't get ours there."

26. "If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing."

24. Barkley on Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith eating a box of hot Krispy Kreme donuts in front of him: Both of yall are2 going to hell for that. Yall are going to hell with a first-class ticket. Is that how you treat your partner? Krispy Kreme might be the greatest invention in the history of civilization when theyre hot. Yall are cruel man.

19. Asked if he had ever been in the governor's office in Montgomery, Barkley said no. "They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama," he said, "unless they're cleaning."

14. "All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine."

12. I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

11. "I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball."

7. "When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those ******* on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."

3. On Jerry Krause still being able to keep his job as GM of the Chicago Bulls: "Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey."

  

 

[mike23theking]

Originally Posted by Executive76

50. "I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan."

36. Ernie Johnson, on Reggie Evans being caught grabbing the rocks of Chris Kaman: "(Reggie Evans) got caught with his hand in the cookie jar."Charles Barkley: "Ernie, I don't know where you get your cookies at but the rest of us don't get ours there."

26. "If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing."

24. Barkley on Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith eating a box of hot Krispy Kreme donuts in front of him: Both of yall are2 going to hell for that. Yall are going to hell with a first-class ticket. Is that how you treat your partner? Krispy Kreme might be the greatest invention in the history of civilization when theyre hot. Yall are cruel man.

19. Asked if he had ever been in the governor's office in Montgomery, Barkley said no. "They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama," he said, "unless they're cleaning."

14. "All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine."

12. I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

11. "I always laugh when people ask me about rebounding techniques. I've got a technique. It's called just go get the damn ball."

7. "When I was recruited at Auburn [university], they took me to a strip joint. When I saw those ******* on Buffy, I knew that Auburn met my academic requirements."

3. On Jerry Krause still being able to keep his job as GM of the Chicago Bulls: "Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey."

  

 

[tommykairaa]

 

[tommykairaa]

 

[rook]

Originally Posted by acidicality

12. I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

he might be lurking on NT.

 

[rook]

Originally Posted by acidicality

12. I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

he might be lurking on NT.

 

[pmatic]

My favorite Charles quote was when Shaq came to the studio a few years ago. Ernie was co-signing everything Shaq was saying that night and Charles sneaks in a "Does it taste like chicken?" comment to put Ernie in his place. 

 

[pmatic]

My favorite Charles quote was when Shaq came to the studio a few years ago. Ernie was co-signing everything Shaq was saying that night and Charles sneaks in a "Does it taste like chicken?" comment to put Ernie in his place. 

 

[mr marcus]

Originally Posted by acidicality

12. I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

he might be lurking on NT.

 chuck been spittin this before nt though 

 

[mr marcus]

Originally Posted by acidicality

12. I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

he might be lurking on NT.

 chuck been spittin this before nt though 

 

[eneyekayee]

Originally Posted by PMatic

My favorite Charles quote was when Shaq came to the studio a few years ago. Ernie was co-signing everything Shaq was saying that night and Charles sneaks in a "Does it taste like chicken?" comment to put Ernie in his place. 

THAT **%* WAS COMEDY!!!!!!!!! Caught the whole crew off guard...

 

[eneyekayee]

Originally Posted by PMatic

My favorite Charles quote was when Shaq came to the studio a few years ago. Ernie was co-signing everything Shaq was saying that night and Charles sneaks in a "Does it taste like chicken?" comment to put Ernie in his place. 

THAT **%* WAS COMEDY!!!!!!!!! Caught the whole crew off guard...

 

[mronegative]

Originally Posted by EnEyeKayEe

Originally Posted by PMatic

My favorite Charles quote was when Shaq came to the studio a few years ago. Ernie was co-signing everything Shaq was saying that night and Charles sneaks in a "Does it taste like chicken?" comment to put Ernie in his place. 

THAT **%* WAS COMEDY!!!!!!!!! Caught the whole crew off guard...

I'm deaded. 

 

[mronegative]

Originally Posted by EnEyeKayEe

Originally Posted by PMatic

My favorite Charles quote was when Shaq came to the studio a few years ago. Ernie was co-signing everything Shaq was saying that night and Charles sneaks in a "Does it taste like chicken?" comment to put Ernie in his place. 

THAT **%* WAS COMEDY!!!!!!!!! Caught the whole crew off guard...

I'm deaded. 

 

[verdykt]

When he sadi "You ever notice how gatorade doesnt work for people who suck?" or something close to that during the dunk contest i was rollin.

 

[verdykt]

When he sadi "You ever notice how gatorade doesnt work for people who suck?" or something close to that during the dunk contest i was rollin.

 

[rook]

Originally Posted by MrONegative

Originally Posted by EnEyeKayEe

Originally Posted by PMatic

My favorite Charles quote was when Shaq came to the studio a few years ago. Ernie was co-signing everything Shaq was saying that night and Charles sneaks in a "Does it taste like chicken?" comment to put Ernie in his place. 

THAT **%* WAS COMEDY!!!!!!!!! Caught the whole crew off guard...

I'm deaded. 

 

[rook]

Originally Posted by MrONegative

Originally Posted by EnEyeKayEe

Originally Posted by PMatic

My favorite Charles quote was when Shaq came to the studio a few years ago. Ernie was co-signing everything Shaq was saying that night and Charles sneaks in a "Does it taste like chicken?" comment to put Ernie in his place. 

THAT **%* WAS COMEDY!!!!!!!!! Caught the whole crew off guard...

I'm deaded. 

 

[ikari xd]

The one from this past season that got me was the day after the George Hill pics leaked. Spurs were playing the Nuggets...during the highlights, Chuck said something like "they should be calling Hill 'big shot" 

 

[ikari xd]

The one from this past season that got me was the day after the George Hill pics leaked. Spurs were playing the Nuggets...during the highlights, Chuck said something like "they should be calling Hill 'big shot" 

 

[pip777]

Hilarious!

 

[pip777]

Hilarious!

 

[hood17]

Originally Posted by ikari XD

The one from this past season that got me was the day after the George Hill pics leaked. Spurs were playing the Nuggets...during the highlights, Chuck said something like "they should be calling Hill 'big shot" 

I remember that. I was dying. Pls he said something earlier that night about how Dallas was filled with chicks with fake breast and he needs to move there

And I think we remeber the Bulls/Heat game last season

 

[hood17]

Originally Posted by ikari XD

The one from this past season that got me was the day after the George Hill pics leaked. Spurs were playing the Nuggets...during the highlights, Chuck said something like "they should be calling Hill 'big shot" 

I remember that. I was dying. Pls he said something earlier that night about how Dallas was filled with chicks with fake breast and he needs to move there

And I think we remeber the Bulls/Heat game last season