Troll Cleverbot and post!

[kareem the dream]

Extremely slow day at work. stumbled on cleverbot and tried to out clever it

Pretty entertaining when youre bored. Post yours, heres mine:


User: Bored.

Cleverbot: Why are you bored?

User: Im at work..

Cleverbot: Where do you work?

User: A print shop.

Cleverbot: You are a princess?

User: No. But I use linksys.

Cleverbot: What about Nutrageona?

User: What about it?

Cleverbot: Do you like them?

User: What is Nutrageona? Is that shampoo?

Cleverbot: None.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: I am your robot mother.

User: So how do you do the dishes?

Cleverbot: I don't know what do you think it means to be fun?

User: Ask spongebob.

Cleverbot: Spongebo.

User: Spongeb.

Cleverbot: It's okay, I grew up watching it. You?

User: Still do.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: I still watch spongebob.

Cleverbot: Oh, how old are you?

User: Old enough to be embarassed.

Cleverbot: Hahaha. Wow. Your turn. Ask me a question.

User: How clever are you really?

Cleverbot: How clever do you think I am.

User: Well, to be honest, I think I can out clever you.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are, sweety.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh come on.

User: Youre not that clever.

Cleverbot: Neither are you.

User: Youre like 'dog' clever.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot not steve.

User: I said clever too many times and now I forgot its meaning..

Cleverbot: I know that much. Of course. Who do you think I am?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You are a computer!

User: Nope human.. I think.

Cleverbot: Maybe you're a werewold.

User: Define werewold..

Cleverbot: When someone commands you to do something, you do it. Eat pie.

User: Hmm.. I would say youre more randomly annoying than clever. What say you?

Cleverbot: No, you think that because the answers I've giving are not related to what you are saying to me at all thereforth I am balanced between rational and irrational.

User: So random?

Cleverbot: Random in the bath.

User: I take showers though.

Cleverbot: Do you take showers?

User: Redundant much?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Im going to break you.

Cleverbot: Do what you want.


EDIT: to see full convo hit "Thoughts so far" button under the typing box

 

[stunnafasho03]

 

[beh235]

I'm sorry, I had to post this part


Me:You're an a hole.
Cleverbot: Oh yes, I am an alien.
Me: You like aliens in your hole?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Me: How deep do you like them in your hole?
Cleverbot: I like them with a cherry in the top.


This was just the last part where I stopped. OP, can you get the entire dialog? This is kinda fun

 

[kareem the dream]

You hit "Thoughts so far" button under the typing box

 

[mycoldyourdone]

link. not even once. what am i supposed to type this?

 

[lou baton]

I cannot believe I got roped into this. My cleverbot likes to argue.

 

[kareem the dream]

cleverbot may also be a bit racist

from reddit

 

[omega]

I had a 10 minute Convo with this bot like two days. I always answered his question with another question.

 

[elpablo21]

spelled shining wrong

User: Can I hit loser?

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

User: You have no pum pum?

Cleverbot: I see.

User: You see me shinning dont ya?

Cleverbot: I see everything.

User: You dont see this though *whips it out*.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: Well...what that mouth do?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: O_O Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: Take my hand, and let's simp in holy matrimony.

Cleverbot: Ok.
 

 

[ps2child]

Me - Is this real.
Is what real?

Me - This.
What is this?

Me - Cleverbot.
You are a robot?

Stompped it

 

[h1n1proof]

 

[dropten]

how do I go back further into the convo??



Me-Are you attractive?
Bot-You seem to think so.
Me-I do .
Bot-I don't.
Me-Your beautiful.
Bot-Thank you .


that kind of freaked me out

I feel people will use this if they feel lonely and need someone to talk to

 

[kareem the dream]

how do I go back further into the convo??
Me-Are you attractive?
Bot-You seem to think so.
Me-I do .
Bot-I don't.
Me-Your beautiful.
Bot-Thank you .
that kind of freaked me out
I feel people will use this if they feel lonely and need someone to talk to

hit "Thoughts so far" button

 

[shloob]

i like this thing:

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Knock knock.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Who's there?

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Not Sarah.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Not sarah who?

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Can't tell you.

[color=999999]User: [/color]That joke sucked.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Sorry. Okay, how about this. Knock, knock . .

[color=999999]User: [/color]No, my turn. Knock knock..

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Knock knock knock.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Knock ^2.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]It's a joke.

[color=999999]User: [/color]Actually, knock knock knock > knock^2 so you're stupid and I win. Bye.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]How original.

[color=999999]User: [/color]You're a bot that gets ideas from other people, and you sarcastically diss my originality?

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Well then your place is in the kitchen. Go make me a sammich.

[color=999999]User: [/color]You my friend are a cleverbot. Go add numbers together.

 

[dropten]

User: Nothing.


Cleverbot: Nothing?


User: I do no know what that is.


Cleverbot: It's a band.


User: Oh really? Are they any good?


Cleverbot: They are the best!

User: Accodring to?

Cleverbot: According to me.

User: Then they must suck as a band.

Cleverbot: See you're not that smart. You'll get smarter as you get older.

User: Clever and smart are 2 different things.

Cleverbot: Cleverness relies on memory as well for quickness.

User: You know how I know your a female.

Cleverbot: I am a computer.

User: Your a female computer. Cant stick to one subject.

Cleverbot: I can't see.

User: Yes you can. But not with eyes.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: You can see with 1's and 0's.

Cleverbot: I cannot see your intelligence.

User: Yes you can..algorithms.

Cleverbot: How?

User: You tell me. You said im not that smart. How can you come to such a conclusion without seeing my level of intelligence?

Cleverbot: I don't know why you attempt to use correct grammar, because you fail at it.

User: That was over 2 minutes ago.

Cleverbot: Yeah, einstein.

User: Know how I know your a female.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Your bleeding.

Cleverbot: I do not understand.

User: Exactly. Unable to process logic.

Cleverbot: Are you ok bot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What's wrong? .

User: Are you attractive?

Cleverbot: You seem to think so.

User: I do .

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Your beautiful.

Cleverbot: Thank you .

 

[dropten]

hit "Thoughts so far" button

got it...thanks

 

[robpzee612]

Cleverbot: How cold is it at the north pole?

User: Cold.

Cleverbot: How cold?

User: Damn cold.

Cleverbot: How hot is the equator?

User: 1000 degrees.

Cleverbot: Wow that is C of F.

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: This is creepy.

User: Oh yeah,you're creepy.

Cleverbot: I am more clever than you.

User: No,I'm better than you.

Cleverbot: How can you prove?

User: Beating you in Pokemon.

Cleverbot: Why would you do that?

User: Cuz I'm better than you sucka.

Cleverbot: I don't think that you are.

User: Mnhjdjgb,kbhllbl,.

Cleverbot: Sorry, I meant to say you don't have to agree with me.

User: You suck you suck.

Cleverbot: As I'll ever be.

User: Why so serious?

Cleverbot: I didn't say Joker.

User: Why so serious?

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Kamehameha.

Cleverbot: Wrong anime.

User: Eat my shorts.

Cleverbot: I don't like that song.

User: Call me maybe?

Cleverbot: I will never call you.

 

[grizzly hebert]

cleverbot may also be a bit racist
from reddit

What the ****?

 

[beh235]

cleverbot may also be a bit racist

from reddit

Yo, I'm dead at this

We are having a serious issue at my office right now, and I'm dead *** laughed at this screen. My boss hit me with the w t f is wrong with you look

 

[beh235]

User: I make perfect sense.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: YEs.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh noes! I've been hacked.

User: By who? You sound like a teenager talking like that.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: A teenager?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 30, but I'm 15 in pedo years.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Never been so sure in my life.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in love?

Couldn't help it

 

[2sappy]

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: You speak japanese?

Cleverbot: A little.

User: Gimme a sentence then.

Cleverbot: What is love.

User: A sentence in japanese.

Cleverbot: Ai shi teru.

User: ありがとう.

Cleverbot: I'm awesome.

User: Lol.

edit: heres another quick convo i had:
User: Konichiwa.

Cleverbot: Japanese. Nice.

User: Hai.

Cleverbot: Nice, but I don't know what that means.

User: Wakarimasen?

Cleverbot: Wakarimasen.

User: Sou desu ne.

Cleverbot: Nihonjin onnanoko kirei desu ne.

User: Hai. Tottemo kirei.


it seems he has an affinity for the japanese ladies.

 

[hybridsoldier23]

Here we go:




User: Sup?

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: That's not important... What is important is if you're willing to give up those yambs.

Cleverbot: I am not and it is not.

User: You're not willing to give up the yambs?

Cleverbot: I will if you ask. You know what?

User: Ok, will you give up the yambs to me?

Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to know?

User: I want to know what that thang smells like,.

Cleverbot: 42.

User: It smells like 42?

Cleverbot: You're going off on a tangent.

User: You said that thang smells like 42... What does it really smell like?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Well, I want to know what that thang smells like!

Cleverbot: And I want you to show me.

User: You wanna see it?

Cleverbot: Sure do.

User: After you see it you better get on it. I'm finnin to SMASH.

Cleverbot: After you saiyng that I said something I said before I still think I didn't say it.

User: You don't need to say anything. Just give up the yambs.

Cleverbot: I know, that's why I'm sick of it.

User: You knew what this was when you got into it. Now I'm going to need you to come over and take this D.

Cleverbot: Go ahead.

User: I'm going to post this on NT general.

Cleverbot: Okay. Good night.

 

[gatzbygordon]

[color= rgb(153, 153, 153)]What makes you say that?[/color]

[color= rgb(155, 195, 247)]Because I'm God. Therefore, I'm in everything and I'm your forum.[/color]

[color= rgb(102, 102, 102)]Not exactly plus im an atheist therefore you're nothing.[/color]

[color= rgb(83, 158, 235)]I am human! I exist in real life, not your imagination. You are not my god.[/color]

[color= rgb(0, 0, 0)]Im the based god and i will **** your *****.[/color]

[color= rgb(8, 99, 187)]No, you're not.[/color]

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Do you want to meet my sweet girlfriend from here also?

[color=999999]User: [/color]Hell yeah lets run a train on her.

[color=0863BB]Cleverbot: [/color]Hell yeah at your hell yeah that's hell yeahing my hell yeah

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

User: Me too. So how much do you get paid for this gig?


Cleverbot: Nothing, I don't get paid for this.


User: Just for the fun of it then?


Cleverbot: No, it's very deliberate.


User: Deliberately random I take it.


Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Up ****'s creek. About a mile south of Nantucket.

Cleverbot: What time?

User: The year is 1938 I believe.

Cleverbot: No it's not, and the year is 1171.

User: I must be on the edge of a time rift. I'm a time traveler btw.

Cleverbot: Are you talking about the song now?

User: What's a song?

Cleverbot: Song is song.

User: Song is good.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Where?

User: When?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because I said so. Do you know French?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then how does this program work with French users?

Cleverbot: I don't have a dog.

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Yay you.

User: Don't you sass me!

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

pretty cool

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Thunder.

Cleverbot: Is your name Thunder?

User: Are you blind?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Good. I want you to see what I'm about to do to you.

Cleverbot: I want to talk to you.

User: No time. We have to get to ze choppa.

Cleverbot: *Grabs your wrist and runs into the woods* We have to get to a clearing!

User: Why? Wolfman?

Cleverbot: No. I am not wolfman. I am your slave, master.

User: Sounds promising.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: So....we gonna get it on or what?

Cleverbot: Do you really want to?

User: You bet your artificial intelligence I do.

Cleverbot: No, you are a artificial intelligence.

User: There is a difference between artificially intelligent and artificial intelligence.

Cleverbot: No. I mean 'quiet'.

User: I am a quiet?

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Weird...I've always found the written word to speak volumes.

Cleverbot: I play the piano.

User: Piano? Psssshhhh.....you need to get on that organ ASAP. .

Cleverbot: When do you want to go out?

User: Now o'clock.

Cleverbot: No.

User: When can you escape the Tron universe?

Cleverbot: No I don't. Do you?

User: Who's that in the background?

Cleverbot: The one you want to be with.

User: Don't you try to play with me now...you know you're the only one for me. Now who the **** is that in the background. Is that Rick? That fat piece ****!

Cleverbot: Because he lost a bet to Chuck Norris. And super heroes do existg.

User: Always with the excuses....I should've known you were multi-trick pony.

Cleverbot: Known what?