[UPDATED ON PAGE 2 and 3] Give me pickup lines to use on FB chat VOL FRIDAYNIGHTBOREDWITHNO LIFE

[orenthaljames]

"Hey girl, I was just on my way to grab some lunch and I have a quick question for you. Are you a Good Witch or a Bad Witch, because you look like a tasty sandwich and I would rather have you for lunch."

-The Juice

 

[jason23richardson]

Hey, I've been stalking you for a couple of weeks, shall we exchange seminal fluids please? I said please!

 

[justscoreda100]

DEADDDDDDDDDDD*****

 

[franchise3]

I wanna get close to you like, shoes with laces, teeth with braces, orasentencewithnospaces

 

[edasvilla]

My contribution:
me- baby girl u tryna smash and get some ihop later
her- no
me- why u dont like ihop?

 

[rudy]

lol

 

[born to be fly]

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

After any given one of these lines, throw in "Hurry up, I'm losing wood."

 

[kingzarus1]

 

[bmw4000]

here's some more but use these at your own risk:


HEY!!! I remember you from high school! you kinda fell off. wanna date?

Hi how are you?

Ive been pleasuring myself to your pic for a few weeks now and I think we should take this relationship to the next level. Thoughts?

Ay you tryna go with me on this trip i got to Fiji next month?
*her response*
nvm, fell through. ay listen can i stuff my balls in your butt?

 

[jazzyjeff88]

lol..this is too funny

 

[CJMcfly26]

honestly i just say: Yo Ma i got benefits, sometimes it works

 

[born to be fly]

What's good with this thread?!?!? Chicks bf's come knocking on you door?

 

[j23s]

I'm at work dying

 

[quktic]

This thread is pure laughs.~

 

[pftjordans]

Originally Posted by franchise3

I wanna get close to you like, shoes with laces, teeth with braces, orasentencewithnospaces

 

[mondaynightraw]

Originally Posted by EdasVilla

My contribution:
me- baby girl u tryna smash and get some ihop later
her- no
me- why u dont like ihop?

Gold

 

[israel5ekla]

This guy

 

[dontsteponmyshoes]

http://www.youtube.com/v/xJMD5R8stRc&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6http://www.youtube.com/v/xJMD5R8stRc&hl=en_US&fs=1&color1=0x006699&color2=0x54abd6

 

[me no pass]

Originally Posted by pftjordans

Originally Posted by franchise3

I wanna get close to you like, shoes with laces, teeth with braces, orasentencewithnospaces

bout to try some of these new ones tonight

 

[rocman23]

me: aye what type of lunch meat you got?
her: turkey, why?
me: just trynna figure out what type of sandwich you're gonna make me after
her: after what?
me: after I lay that good wood

 

[sputnik]

you guys are fools

 

[emnabtnacesorj]

Im gunna try this one..
"If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head?' 

 

[nyh425]

can you facebook chat with random facebook broads or do they have to be on your friends list?

 

[mangudai954]

Ya'll boys off the chain

 

[me no pass]

Originally Posted by NYH425

can you facebook chat with random facebook broads or do they have to be on your friends list?

friends list