Weird Aspirations

[hankzilla]

1. I want to go into any into a fast food place(Mcdonalds etc) dressed as the BK mascot, order a big mac meal then throw it on the ground, smash it, and spit on it, then walk out the store like nothing happened.
2. I want to take a security guards gun when I'm in the bank but quickly give it back it back to him.
3. When I see a down escalator I want to grind the arm rail all the way down.
4. I want to drop a $100 in the mall where a lot of ppl are so they will fight for it.
5. I wanna dress up as the devil then go to church but sit there quietly like im not dressed in all red with pointy horns on my head
   
6. I wanna pretend I'm a mute so employees don't ask me to buy extra stuff.
7. I wanna kick the poop out of a bird
8. I wanna go car surfing

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[the north west]

 

[hankzilla]

Originally Posted by the north west

 

[marath0n]

Hankzilla wrote:

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1. I want to go into any into a fast food place(Mcdonalds etc) dressed as the BK mascot, order a big mac meal then throw it on the ground, smash it, and spit on it, then walk out the store like nothing happened.
2. I want to take a security guards gun when I'm in the bank but quickly give it back it back to him.
3. When I see a down escalator I want to grind the arm rail all the way down.
4. I want to drop a $100 in the mall where a lot of ppl are so they will fight for it.
5. I wanna dress up as the devil then go to church but sit there quietly like im not dressed in all red with pointy horns on my head
   
6. I wanna pretend I'm a mute so employees don't ask me to buy extra stuff.
7. I wanna kick the poop out of a bird
8. I wanna go car surfing

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[undermedicated]

Originally Posted by marath0n

Hankzilla wrote:

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1. I want to go into any into a fast food place(Mcdonalds etc) dressed as the BK mascot, order a big mac meal then throw it on the ground, smash it, and spit on it, then walk out the store like nothing happened.
2. I want to take a security guards gun when I'm in the bank but quickly give it back it back to him.
3. When I see a down escalator I want to grind the arm rail all the way down.
4. I want to drop a $100 in the mall where a lot of ppl are so they will fight for it.
5. I wanna dress up as the devil then go to church but sit there quietly like im not dressed in all red with pointy horns on my head
   
6. I wanna pretend I'm a mute so employees don't ask me to buy extra stuff.
7. I wanna kick the poop out of a bird
8. I wanna go car surfing

Post yours

 

[speakup23]

Originally Posted by marath0n

Hankzilla wrote:

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1. I want to go into any into a fast food place(Mcdonalds etc) dressed as the BK mascot, order a big mac meal then throw it on the ground, smash it, and spit on it, then walk out the store like nothing happened.
2. I want to take a security guards gun when I'm in the bank but quickly give it back it back to him.
3. When I see a down escalator I want to grind the arm rail all the way down.
4. I want to drop a $100 in the mall where a lot of ppl are so they will fight for it.
5. I wanna dress up as the devil then go to church but sit there quietly like im not dressed in all red with pointy horns on my head
   
6. I wanna pretend I'm a mute so employees don't ask me to buy extra stuff.
7. I wanna kick the poop out of a bird
8. I wanna go car surfing

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I liked your post OP. Youre weird but I liked it

 

[spincv]

Originally Posted by Hankzilla

1. I want to go into any into a fast food place(Mcdonalds etc) dressed as the BK mascot, order a big mac meal then throw it on the ground, smash it, and spit on it, then walk out the store like nothing happened.
2. I want to take a security guards gun when I'm in the bank but quickly give it back it back to him.
3. When I see a down escalator I want to grind the arm rail all the way down.
   
4. I want to drop a $100 in the mall where a lot of ppl are so they will fight for it.
5. I wanna dress up as the devil then go to church but sit there quietly like im not dressed in all red with pointy horns on my head
   
   
   
6. I wanna pretend I'm a mute so employees don't ask me to buy extra stuff.
7. I wanna kick the poop out of a bird
8. I wanna go car surfing

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 interesting

 

[uter zorker]

Originally Posted by marath0n

Hankzilla wrote:

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1. I want to go into any into a fast food place(Mcdonalds etc) dressed as the BK mascot, order a big mac meal then throw it on the ground, smash it, and spit on it, then walk out the store like nothing happened.
2. I want to take a security guards gun when I'm in the bank but quickly give it back it back to him.
3. When I see a down escalator I want to grind the arm rail all the way down.
4. I want to drop a $100 in the mall where a lot of ppl are so they will fight for it.
5. I wanna dress up as the devil then go to church but sit there quietly like im not dressed in all red with pointy horns on my head
   
6. I wanna pretend I'm a mute so employees don't ask me to buy extra stuff.
7. I wanna kick the poop out of a bird
8. I wanna go car surfing

Post yours

 

[vezon]

Originally Posted by marath0n

Hankzilla wrote:

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1. I want to go into any into a fast food place(Mcdonalds etc) dressed as the BK mascot, order a big mac meal then throw it on the ground, smash it, and spit on it, then walk out the store like nothing happened.
2. I want to take a security guards gun when I'm in the bank but quickly give it back it back to him.
3. When I see a down escalator I want to grind the arm rail all the way down.
4. I want to drop a $100 in the mall where a lot of ppl are so they will fight for it.
5. I wanna dress up as the devil then go to church but sit there quietly like im not dressed in all red with pointy horns on my head
   
6. I wanna pretend I'm a mute so employees don't ask me to buy extra stuff.
7. I wanna kick the poop out of a bird
8. I wanna go car surfing

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 Had me falling out my chair

 

[mycoldyourdone]

- i always wanted to run away from the cops, like if it was a game show. i wish there was. i remember watching one from a foreign country a couple years ago.
- i actually want to get some ATMs, vaccum machines just like the grind thread
- i wanna open up a site like swoopo while its still kinda hot, even though i think the business model is so wrong lol
- sometimes i just wanna disguise myself and act all wierd in public and catch it on tape
- i always wanted to MC an event
- i want to actually try if i can outjump a car...well at least land on it
- i want to do this

 

[josebronx]

ayo

 

[bottom74bottom]

I'd bone the spin trick tramp

 

[outbackbob24]

Originally Posted by marath0n

Hankzilla wrote:

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1. I want to go into any into a fast food place(Mcdonalds etc) dressed as the BK mascot, order a big mac meal then throw it on the ground, smash it, and spit on it, then walk out the store like nothing happened.
2. I want to take a security guards gun when I'm in the bank but quickly give it back it back to him.
3. When I see a down escalator I want to grind the arm rail all the way down.
4. I want to drop a $100 in the mall where a lot of ppl are so they will fight for it.
5. I wanna dress up as the devil then go to church but sit there quietly like im not dressed in all red with pointy horns on my head
   
6. I wanna pretend I'm a mute so employees don't ask me to buy extra stuff.
7. I wanna kick the poop out of a bird
8. I wanna go car surfing

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@ OP

 

[nymvp]

I've always wanted to call Hot 97 and have them ask me what's my favorite station so I could say Power 105.

 

[marath0n]

Originally Posted by NYMVP

I've always wanted to call Hot 97 and have them ask me what's my favorite station so I could say Power 105.

Actually I wanted to do the same thing out here in Cali when we had 100.3 the beat vs. Power 106.

 

[breakyaneck3000]

Originally Posted by outbackbob24

Originally Posted by marath0n

Hankzilla wrote:

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1. I want to go into any into a fast food place(Mcdonalds etc) dressed as the BK mascot, order a big mac meal then throw it on the ground, smash it, and spit on it, then walk out the store like nothing happened.
2. I want to take a security guards gun when I'm in the bank but quickly give it back it back to him.
3. When I see a down escalator I want to grind the arm rail all the way down.
4. I want to drop a $100 in the mall where a lot of ppl are so they will fight for it.
5. I wanna dress up as the devil then go to church but sit there quietly like im not dressed in all red with pointy horns on my head
   
6. I wanna pretend I'm a mute so employees don't ask me to buy extra stuff.
7. I wanna kick the poop out of a bird
8. I wanna go car surfing

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@ OP

hahaha... i remember watching this movie?  but not the title..  anyone care to help?

 

[ajchick23]

All of this stuff would be just dumb in less you filmed it and put it on YT!

Then it would be dumb and famous.

edit:

at the escalator trick! thats sick

 

[mosthated770]

Originally Posted by Hankzilla

1. I want to go into any into a fast food place(Mcdonalds etc) dressed as the BK mascot, order a big mac meal then throw it on the ground, smash it, and spit on it, then walk out the store like nothing happened.
2. I want to take a security guards gun when I'm in the bank but quickly give it back it back to him.
3. When I see a down escalator I want to grind the arm rail all the way down.
4. I want to drop a $100 in the mall where a lot of ppl are so they will fight for it.
5. I wanna dress up as the devil then go to church but sit there quietly like im not dressed in all red with pointy horns on my head
   
6. I wanna pretend I'm a mute so employees don't ask me to buy extra stuff.
7. I wanna kick the poop out of a bird
8. I wanna go car surfing

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typed all this expecting "lol" "

" and "

"

but instead you got

 

[mytmouse76]

i always wanted to be interviewed on the couch on 106 & park...i don't want them to ask about my album or movie tho...

i just wanna talk about regular gossip and current events @@$%...

why 106 i don't know but i always have these day dreams and the usually end w/me giving my opinion on some @@$% like CB/Rhi Rhi or how whack Tierra Marie is...

i don't even watch 106...

 

[though]

i don't like you.

 

[slab_diaz]

what did chris rock say to kobe exactly? lol kobe

 

[stateofsingularity]

I find people repugnant so I want to earn enough money that I can get away from everyone.

I want to be a shut-in like Daniel Plainview

I don't care at all about women, marriage, kids, "smashing" whatever. As long as I never have to see another human being.