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- Jun 9, 2011
At about 2:32 PM I was really in the food for a Slurpee at 7-11. So I get up from my couch, turn of the TV, throw on my pair AF1s and I'm on my way, the next 4 hours of my life I could have never imagined happening to me. It was beautiful in NYC today so I decided to walk, wrong choice as I forget to wipe my butt before I left which left my with the nastiest swamp butt. I usually carry a blade or a cap gun (illegally of course) just in case I ever need to use them. Back to the top again I'm walking toward the 7-11 when see 2 African American teens looking to be conspiring to hold up the deli. I casually walked over there asked them what was up and offered them a piece of advice, telling them not to do anything stupid and that they got their whole lives ahead of them, unfortunately for them they didn't listen.
I walk away and go across the street to the 7-11 and get a Pina Collada Slurpee, took me about 10 minutes when it was all said and done, I pay and walk out. As I'm walking out of the store I see the two teens I had just spoke to throw on their ski-masks and get ready to hold up the deli. It was at that point I knew what I had to do, whether it meant me giving up my life or not, I wasn't going to let these two kids put other people in harm for some cash. I ran in looking King Kong with a mix of Randy Savage. I was raging.
I grab one kid, he was the only one holding a gun, and punch in the throat/neck region which I learned from my Tiger Schulmanns class is a very vicious blow and is tough to recover from. Once he was on the floor I told the cashier to let me take care of the other kid (cashier must have got him earlier) I deliver a hybrid of the peoples elbow and the 5 knuckle shuffle to this chump knocking him out cold.
When it was all over, I felt like a true hero, people with their kids coming up to shaking my hand, the elderly coming up to me and thanking me, I felt accomplished.
Though my slurpee was gone I gained something else: the respect of the poeple of NYC.
Thank You and have a wonderful evening.
Spaknotes
-go to 7 11
-robber across the street
- i knock out both burglars
-im am hero
I walk away and go across the street to the 7-11 and get a Pina Collada Slurpee, took me about 10 minutes when it was all said and done, I pay and walk out. As I'm walking out of the store I see the two teens I had just spoke to throw on their ski-masks and get ready to hold up the deli. It was at that point I knew what I had to do, whether it meant me giving up my life or not, I wasn't going to let these two kids put other people in harm for some cash. I ran in looking King Kong with a mix of Randy Savage. I was raging.
I grab one kid, he was the only one holding a gun, and punch in the throat/neck region which I learned from my Tiger Schulmanns class is a very vicious blow and is tough to recover from. Once he was on the floor I told the cashier to let me take care of the other kid (cashier must have got him earlier) I deliver a hybrid of the peoples elbow and the 5 knuckle shuffle to this chump knocking him out cold.
When it was all over, I felt like a true hero, people with their kids coming up to shaking my hand, the elderly coming up to me and thanking me, I felt accomplished.
Though my slurpee was gone I gained something else: the respect of the poeple of NYC.
Thank You and have a wonderful evening.
Spaknotes
-go to 7 11
-robber across the street
- i knock out both burglars
-im am hero
