What Is Love?

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[table][tr][td][/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is that first feeling you feel before all the bad stuff gets in the way.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toe nails any more. So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love. [/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You know that your name is safe in their mouth.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and
they go out and smell each other.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your french fries without making them give you any of theirs.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is when someone hurts you. And you get so mad but you don't yell at them because you know it would hurt their feelings.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is what makes you smile when you're tired. [/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is okay.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My mommy and daddy are like
that. They look gross when they kiss.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is hugging. Love is kissing. Love is saying no. [/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]When you tell someone something bad about yourself and you're scared they won't love you any more. But then you get surprised because not only do they still love you, they love you even more. [/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]There are two kinds of love: Our love. God's love. But God makes both kinds of them.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it every day.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]During my piano recital, I was on a stage and scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore.[/font] [/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]My mommy loves me more than anybody. You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is when mommy gives daddy the best piece of chicken. [/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is when mommy sees daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]I let my big sister pick on me because my Mom says she only picks on me because she loves me. So I pick on my baby sister because I love her. [/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love cards like Valentine's cards say stuff on them that we'd like to say ourselves, but we wouldn't be caught dead saying.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars
come out of you. [/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]Love is when mommy sees daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross.[/font][/td] [/tr][tr][td]
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[/td] [td][font=trebuchet ms,arial,helvetica]You really shouldn't say I love you unless you mean it. But if you mean
it, you should say it a lot. People forget.[/font][/td] [/tr][/table]
 
What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
What is love
Yeah
Oh I don't know
why you're not fair
I give you my love
but you don't care
So what is right
and what is wrong
gimme a sign
(chorus x2)
uoh oh...
Oh I don't know
what can I do
what else can I say
it's up to you
I know we're one
just me and you
I can't go on
(chorus x2)
uoh oh..
What is love
What is love
What is love
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
I want no other
No other love
This is your life
our time
When we are together
I need you forever
Is it love
(chorus x2)
uoh oh..
(chorus x2)
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
Baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
no more
what is love?!...
 
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