What is the funniest object to knock a person out with?

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  1. gko2408

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    Taking into account:
    A) Likelihood of knocking the person out
    B) Ratio of surrounding people who will laugh rather than recoil in horror.
    C) Funniness of name. (ex/ "I knocked his @+* out cold with a _____")

    I came up with a stale, frozen
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    My friend said:
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    I think biscuit's pretty hard too beat.

    EDIT: I'm imagining these objects being thrown at target within 10 feet. The closer, the greater chance of decleating. [​IMG]
     
  2. produccionfrescos

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  4. gko2408

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    throwing a bottle of chloroform at a guy? win!
     
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  6. elnino4530

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    I don't know why but as soon as I read the title "clock radio" came to mind [​IMG]
     
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  10. produccionfrescos

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    Well, that could work.

    But it's not like you said the object had to be thrown.
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  11. elnino4530

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    I just spit out my drink [​IMG]
     
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  13. gko2408

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    There's nothing inherently funny about using chloroform to knock somebody out. But using the bottle of chloroform to do it? [​IMG]

    But fleshlight? [​IMG]

    don't mind me, i'm giddy over finishing finals. btw, does anybody else have friends that bought and used fleshlight? i just found out 2 of mine didand i'm like w t f, mate?
     
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  15. produccionfrescos

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    Oh, sorry then. If I'm looking to knock someone out, it won'tbe for jokes. [​IMG]
     
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    A spoon.
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    9 inches of limp...
     
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  23. raptors29

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    Biscuit and orange are spot on. I've knocked people out with both and when I tell the story everyone is always dying. *Cue the kid getting hit with thepool ball*
     
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