What is the funniest object to knock a person out with?

[gko2408]

Taking into account:
A) Likelihood of knocking the person out
B) Ratio of surrounding people who will laugh rather than recoil in horror.
C) Funniness of name. (ex/ "I knocked his @+* out cold with a _____")

I came up with a stale, frozen

My friend said:

I think biscuit's pretty hard too beat.

EDIT: I'm imagining these objects being thrown at target within 10 feet. The closer, the greater chance of decleating.

 

[produccionfrescos]

 

[jpioneer]

 

[gko2408]

throwing a bottle of chloroform at a guy? win!

 

[kirbin]

 

[elnino4530]

I don't know why but as soon as I read the title "clock radio" came to mind

 

[j dilla himself]

 

[tony ayooo]

 

[king beef]

Take her back to your cave

 

[produccionfrescos]

Originally Posted by gko2408

throwing a bottle of chloroform at a guy? win!

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Well, that could work.

But it's not like you said the object had to be thrown.[/color]

 

[elnino4530]

Originally Posted by tony AYOOO

I just spit out my drink

 

[halftime718]

 

[gko2408]

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by gko2408

throwing a bottle of chloroform at a guy? win!

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Well, that could work.

But it's not like you said the object had to be thrown.[/color]

There's nothing inherently funny about using chloroform to knock somebody out. But using the bottle of chloroform to do it?

But fleshlight?

don't mind me, i'm giddy over finishing finals. btw, does anybody else have friends that bought and used fleshlight? i just found out 2 of mine didand i'm like w t f, mate?

 

[mangudai954]

 

[produccionfrescos]

Originally Posted by gko2408

Originally Posted by ProduccionFrescos

Originally Posted by gko2408

throwing a bottle of chloroform at a guy? win!

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Well, that could work.

But it's not like you said the object had to be thrown.[/color]

There's nothing inherently funny about using chloroform to knock somebody out. But using the bottle of chloroform to do it?

[color= rgb(255, 0, 0)]Oh, sorry then. If I'm looking to knock someone out, it won'tbe for jokes.[/color]

 

[teemohtee]

 

[je ne sais quoi]

 

[varsity kid]

A spoon.
A computer mouse.

 

[o fenomeno]

 

[rsdplaya]

9 inches of limp...

 

[rafiki zeeki]

 

[cobra kai]

The D

 

[raptors29]

Biscuit and orange are spot on. I've knocked people out with both and when I tell the story everyone is always dying. *Cue the kid getting hit with thepool ball*

 

[monopolyman630]

 

[kdawg]