What should I put on my cousins graduation card?

Congratulations!

Never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.
 
High school?

"Dude, you're gonna be boning so many chicks next year..."

College?

"Dude, you're gonna have so much debt to pay off next year..."
 
"Congrats. Here's some money. You'll need it, since your degree is worthless in this economy."
 
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