whats the best comeback youve ever told someone vol....the jerkstore called

[SC kid]

 

[a blinkin]

 

[drones]

 

[dh1water]

she might say the salt shaker ain't big enough... They never stack to to the pepper shakers anyway. That's why chicks always have pepper on deck.

best I've heard to date 

 

[SC kid]

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[OrangeBlueGarden]

nothing

 

[T Lo Sweater]

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jk pls no ban

 

[foamtothedome]

repped simply for the seinfeld reference

 

[SC kid]

nothing

Thats deep.

I do this sumtimes.

 

[adrian1221]

 

[lamekilla]

Something dealing with "your mom" and "last night" usually will suffice

 

[currensy]

Your grandmother.

 

[Ox.]

you will never be half the man your mother was.

 

[andretti]

Deez nutz

 

[AZwildcats]

she might say the salt shaker ain't big enough... They never stack to to the pepper shakers anyway. That's why chicks always have pepper on deck.

best I've heard to date 

 

[Master Zik]

"Yeah, well I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!"

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*then go out on a high note*

 

[nawghtyhare]

Something dealing with "your mom" and "last night" usually will suffice

 

[Mr Dink]

My manager comes into work wearing sunglasses when it was raining out. I tell him, "Hey, you look like a douchebag!"
He tells me, "Hey, you're cleaning the bathroom!"

I was pretty mad throughout the day

 

[je ne sais quoi]

This cat in HS was legit going bald.

Everyone knew except him, he was on a Super Saiyan Lebron level of denial about his Carl Winslow hairline.

One day during senior year, he was talking all slick to me in front of the boys, so I flipped the plastic box & hit that Defcon button, "Yeah...but you're bald, b."

It was like a Freestyle Friday crowd response. You could literally see his soul leave his body like his hair did in sophomore year.

Next day and all the day after, son came to school with a shiny shaved head.

 

[Humbled]

came in expecting lulz

not a one in here

*leaves thread*

 

[sole vintage]

In High School we received our English exam back and Kid B starts ragging on Kid A for getting Thirty out of 100. Kid A says don't you go to resource room ? and without missing a beat our teacher hits kid B with your test is with your resource teacher in front of the class.

 

[the 7th mile]

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[jayzz]

Well there was this one time with a salt shaker reference...

Wait... **** somebody beat me to it

 

[ayzee]

I was watching one of those Jenny Jones "Geek to Popular" episodes back in the day. Chick comes on and brings the guy who teased her and bullied her throughout high school and called her ugly.

Chick: "now everyone loves me, I get any guy I want, I go to the clubs and don't come home until 5 am...(blah blah blah)"

Dude: "so you invited me on national TV to tell everyone you're a drunk ***?" 

 

[Master Zik]

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She heard him. Had no reply is all.