- Apr 4, 2007
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I remember some dude woke me up at 4 AM on a Wednesday night tryna order a large pepperoni pizza. I said, "What?" Then he goes, "Isn't thisDominos?" I'm like, "No, the ##*%???"
What about you?
What's the weirdest "wrong number" call you've ever gotten?
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- Jan 10, 2005
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Voicemail from some bail bonds place giving instructions on how to get some girls boyfriend/husband out of jail
- May 26, 2008
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I didn't understand the language the person was saying on the other line... that's probably the weirdest I've gotten.
- Dec 2, 2007
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Someone thought my number was Delta Sonics
hubby gets calls all day of people leaving account numbers on his voicemail
hubby gets calls all day of people leaving account numbers on his voicemail
- Sep 1, 2009
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caller: BABY! hurry and come now, the kids are sleep.
me:hello? who is this?
caller: Its Keisha
me: this is reggie. ummm...
caller: haha my bad
me: no wait! can i come thru? i look...
*sound of the cellphone hanging up*
me:hello? who is this?
caller: Its Keisha
me: this is reggie. ummm...
caller: haha my bad
me: no wait! can i come thru? i look...
*sound of the cellphone hanging up*
- Oct 13, 2001
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I ALWAYS get calls asking, "Is this the Kennedy Center."
I have had my cell phone for over 7 years though, so it always trips me out
I have had my cell phone for over 7 years though, so it always trips me out
- Apr 21, 2008
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Lol, 6-7pm. This woman calls and says i want to talk to "___",(happens to be my name). I say yes your talking to him...she goes hysterical "whyyou trying to cover for her,huh?! your a****ing ***ch and so is she, i swear shes *'ing going to get whats coming to her....(she hung up after that).
I was stunned, still had the phone in my hand, and didn't know what i did( i know she said her/she etc, but at the time i didn't hear her).
Couples hours later she calls and said, she is very sorry and apologizes for the words and says it was the wrong number.
had me thinking for hours, what did i do.
I was stunned, still had the phone in my hand, and didn't know what i did( i know she said her/she etc, but at the time i didn't hear her).
Couples hours later she calls and said, she is very sorry and apologizes for the words and says it was the wrong number.
king beef
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- Jul 31, 2009
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This one lady called me and asked for a person that doesn't live here, then asked "may I ask who's calling?" The hell was wrong with her.
antonlavey
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- Oct 13, 2008
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Such a desperate move....I like it
- Nov 7, 2009
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this same chick been calling my phone for a dude namedd tito for four months now
do be doo
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- Mar 13, 2009
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some Army recruiter called...it went something like this...
AR: Hey this is Tom...I'm calling to see how "Mark" is doing?
Me: I think you got the wrong number....no one named Mark lives here....
AR: oh ok......
3 sec pause...
AR: so have you ever wanted to join the army?...
Me: ......no
at him...
AR: Hey this is Tom...I'm calling to see how "Mark" is doing?
Me: I think you got the wrong number....no one named Mark lives here....
AR: oh ok......
3 sec pause...
AR: so have you ever wanted to join the army?...
Me: ......no
- Dec 18, 2006
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my first number i kept getting calls asking for Lamont now that i changed my number i get calls asking for Martin
- May 9, 2007
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1. a gay guy
" oohh i be seeing u come outta your dorm room, lookin sexy in your braids, blah blah blah exlplict gay @$%* etc etc....."
2. "hello, when we gonna start talkin? u gave me your number, so when we gonna start talkin?"
me: "who are u?"
her: dont worry about it
me : hangs up
3. her: "hey, u tryin to %%$*"?
me: who are u?
her: Sexual Chocolate
me:
.....
her: what u look like?
me: short bald old man
her:
me
all those are the extremely abridged versions. all were VERY explicit. but i dont feel like typin all the details
" oohh i be seeing u come outta your dorm room, lookin sexy in your braids, blah blah blah exlplict gay @$%* etc etc....."
2. "hello, when we gonna start talkin? u gave me your number, so when we gonna start talkin?"
me: "who are u?"
her: dont worry about it
me : hangs up
3. her: "hey, u tryin to %%$*"?
me: who are u?
her: Sexual Chocolate
me:
her: what u look like?
me: short bald old man
her:
me
all those are the extremely abridged versions. all were VERY explicit. but i dont feel like typin all the details
mac a roni
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- Feb 2, 2009
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[color= rgb(102, 0, 153)]I hate when somebody calls the wrong number and will call it multiple times afterward.....Spanishlady, called 3 times.....[/color]
- Dec 26, 2002
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I keep getting some calls for some guy named Pedro and it is always Hispanics calling too so I just pretend I don't speak Spanish. Some of the callssounded a bit shady
- Oct 30, 2005
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Do you guys ever play along? I know that I do, depending on my mood... sometime's I'll be like yeah hold up like me get them on the phone then switchthe voice up or hand it to the person closest to me!
Or moreoften, I hit them with the Katt Williams joint (from his stand-up) "No this is the wrong number but why don't you try again and if you cant figure itout call me back and we'll figure it out together!"
I haven't had any wrong numbers recently, actually one but no story behind it... but I have gotten text from a wrong number... too funny.
-One of them "keeps checking on me" and sending me messages on "special occasins" and holidays "Happy Halloween"
-One time, one asked me "if I made it home safely last night"
-Another ask me to "hit him up" then followed by he was just leaving the crib, then to "holla at him when I was back around the way"... Ihad to respond to this guy, told him "Son you owe me like a buck sending these damn txt to the wrong person!" then it stopped.
I haven't had any wrong numbers recently, actually one but no story behind it... but I have gotten text from a wrong number... too funny.
-One of them "keeps checking on me" and sending me messages on "special occasins" and holidays "Happy Halloween"
-One time, one asked me "if I made it home safely last night"
-Another ask me to "hit him up" then followed by he was just leaving the crib, then to "holla at him when I was back around the way"... Ihad to respond to this guy, told him "Son you owe me like a buck sending these damn txt to the wrong person!" then it stopped.
soltheman
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- Jun 1, 2008
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When I was in elementary, home alone.
Woman
Breathing heavily, power walking) "I'm on my way to your place."
Me: "What? Who is this?"
Woman: "It's me, baby. I have my birthday suit on under my trench coat how you asked." (This was at a point in time when I didn't know what abirthday suit was.)
Me: "What's that? Who are you?"
Woman: "Why is your voice so high? Are you Keith's son?"
Me: "My dad is Frank, and he lives in Detroit."
Woman: "...Hahaha..." -click.-
i had weird dreams about what could possibly be a birthday suit.
Woman
Breathing heavily, power walking) "I'm on my way to your place."Me: "What? Who is this?"
Woman: "It's me, baby. I have my birthday suit on under my trench coat how you asked." (This was at a point in time when I didn't know what abirthday suit was.)
Me: "What's that? Who are you?"
Woman: "Why is your voice so high? Are you Keith's son?"
Me: "My dad is Frank, and he lives in Detroit."
Woman: "...Hahaha..." -click.-
i had weird dreams about what could possibly be a birthday suit.
- Sep 17, 2008
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I've gotten the same thing several times.Originally Posted by Do Be Doo
some Army recruiter called...it went something like this...
AR: Hey this is Tom...I'm calling to see how "Mark" is doing?
Me: I think you got the wrong number....no one named Mark lives here....
AR: oh ok......
3 sec pause...
AR: so have you ever wanted to join the army?...
Me: ......no
at him...
- Jun 13, 2009
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*phone rings*
me: hello?
girl: whats up?
me: nothin, chillin at the crib
girl: you in the mood?
me: what?
girl: i said are you in the mood?
*thinking I heard wrong*
me: for what?
girl: you know what...*explicit talking*
me: word?!? who is this?
girl: its _______
me:
______why the @%#$ are you calling me???? it's _____
girl: OMFG *hangs up*
It was my sister............she got a new number and accidentally called me..............I havent seen/heard from her since.
me: hello?
girl: whats up?
me: nothin, chillin at the crib
girl: you in the mood?
me: what?
girl: i said are you in the mood?
*thinking I heard wrong*
me: for what?
girl: you know what...*explicit talking*
me: word?!? who is this?
girl: its _______
me:
girl: OMFG *hangs up*
It was my sister............she got a new number and accidentally called me..............I havent seen/heard from her since.
- Jul 7, 2004
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This dude just got out of jail and wanted to grab a beer.
I asked him which number he was trying to call, and he repeated mine.
Guess he'd been in jail for awhile, because I've had that number for about a decade.
I asked him which number he was trying to call, and he repeated mine.
Guess he'd been in jail for awhile, because I've had that number for about a decade.
soltheman
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- Jun 1, 2008
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i would have went with him.
If the first thing he's doing out of jail is getting a beer, then he's my kinda guy. (nomo.)
- Mar 19, 2002
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a girl calls, has her voice disguised in a nasal tone, so i think it's a friend playing a prank. we have a thing where we try to get the other person tosay "who is this?" so we'll respond with the natural immature "deez nuts". so of course i wasnt gonna ask who this was.
girl: so watcha doin?
me: just surfin the web. wasap with you? (im playing along, the caller ID was "unknown")
girl: whatcha looking at? are you looking at naked pictures?
me: no hahaha
girl: you wanna look at naked pictures of me?
me: (lmao i fell out my chair bc of the nasal voice, so i responded) is this lee ann?!!!
girl: what? who's leeann? are you cheating on me?
me: (lmao again) you're not gonna get me (and i hung up)
she calls two seconds later
girl: why'd you hang up (same nasal voice)
me: (i heard a dog barking in the background) i heard a dog barking. is that hulk in the background? this is gianna you #%!#%
girl: (startled) uh what? what dog? that was me! .......ruff!
me: (again, lmao) i heard your dog, sounds like a chinhuahua.
girl: i dont have a dog. you wanna do it doggy?
me: (i'm literally laid out on the ground laughing) stop playing, i know it's you lee ann.
girl: this is jennifer! (hangs up)
i dont know a jennifer. til this day none of my friends will own up to this prank call. they know i dont have any friends name jennifer. bastards
girl: so watcha doin?
me: just surfin the web. wasap with you? (im playing along, the caller ID was "unknown")
girl: whatcha looking at? are you looking at naked pictures?
me: no hahaha
girl: you wanna look at naked pictures of me?
me: (lmao i fell out my chair bc of the nasal voice, so i responded) is this lee ann?!!!
girl: what? who's leeann? are you cheating on me?
me: (lmao again) you're not gonna get me (and i hung up)
she calls two seconds later
girl: why'd you hang up (same nasal voice)
me: (i heard a dog barking in the background) i heard a dog barking. is that hulk in the background? this is gianna you #%!#%
girl: (startled) uh what? what dog? that was me! .......ruff!
me: (again, lmao) i heard your dog, sounds like a chinhuahua.
girl: i dont have a dog. you wanna do it doggy?
me: (i'm literally laid out on the ground laughing) stop playing, i know it's you lee ann.
girl: this is jennifer! (hangs up)
i dont know a jennifer. til this day none of my friends will own up to this prank call. they know i dont have any friends name jennifer. bastards
- Jul 7, 2009
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Originally Posted by AntonLaVey
Such a desperate move....I like it
- Oct 31, 2005
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Inc'est la vie.Originally Posted by TheUndyingMachine
*phone rings*
me: hello?
girl: whats up?
me: nothin, chillin at the crib
girl: you in the mood?
me: what?
girl: i said are you in the mood?
*thinking I heard wrong*
me: for what?
girl: you know what...*explicit talking*
me: word?!? who is this?
girl: its _______
me:______why the @%#$ are you calling me???? it's _____
girl: OMFG *hangs up*
It was my sister............she got a new number and accidentally called me..............I havent seen/heard from her since.
- Nov 3, 2005
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i got a voicemail from lady that said, "reggie! don't get dinner tonight, i got off work early so I'm getting dinner." so i guess they had alot of food that night.
