When I have kids they will most likely be girls

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  1. jumpman247

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    When i have kids they will more then likely be girls, because of my chromosomes, and it's cool I'll just mold them into something amazing.

    They will be girl scouts, and they will sell girl scout cookies, and they will travel the world at a young age seeing how better america is than the punycountries we visit.

    They won't listen to Miley Cyrus, or call in to request her songs to make it number 4 on the billboard after only 1 week.

    They won't chase boys, boys will chase them, and I'll buy them pepper spray from fry's electronics for 4.99 as stocking stuffing on Christmas.

    God bless all, and too all a good night. merry christmas

    -Jaocb
     
  2. jpioneer

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  3. jumpman247

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    By the time you have a time table boys will already be looking up there dresses.
     
  4. mangudai954

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    If I have girls I will lay out a time table on things to expose them to and to tell them. Shoot, I guess that's what most do. Same if I get boys.
     
  5. bigteezy

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    i like this.

    i used to never want to have girls, then i realized i was just p'n out as a parent.
     
  6. shabooyah1124

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  7. ryda421

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    what will u name your daughter(s) ?
     
  8. jfmartimcdandruff

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    merry christmas man


    ps don't give your girls a webcam...ever!
     
  9. mixednuts

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    That's the plan anyways.
     
  10. mangudai954

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    That's a given. Im not worried about that. I was doing that in elementary school. Then again, if things keep going the way they are sex will be commonplace for 10 year olds.



    I'm doomed.
     
  11. copped

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    you're corny.
     
  12. jumpman247

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    Kill me [​IMG]
     
  13. stringer bell 32

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    9 out of 8 girl scouts become strippers

    they learn to get that money early
     
  14. yimoney23

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    %#!% it i have a daughter, I would train her well, until she knows how to acts.
     
  15. misskickback

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    My dad has FOUR girls, no boys. Mom says its karma. [​IMG]
     
  16. carlosdapaperboy

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    [​IMG] this dude jacob is always on some other ishh. But yeah, I hope andpray I NEVER have a daughter. If I ever have a kid, it better be a boy.
     
  17. dendanskesimon

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    semi-lolz

    im hopin for boys but either way i suppose its all good
     
  18. bluexsneakerhead

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  19. mac a roni

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    i will be keeping them under constant surveillance
     
  20. pr0phecy718

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    Merry X-mas Fam [​IMG]
     
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  22. upnorth

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    huh? [​IMG]
     
  23. failedtakeover

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    dumb thread
     
  24. brooklynnyc3000

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    When I have a kid, HE WILL BE A BOY. lol
     
  25. nychiphophippo

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    i'm scared of the thought of my first child being a girl. I don't wanna have any girls, but at least if they have an older brother to keep them and anyguys gettin at them in check it would be cool.