When I'm a Dad... I'm gonna name my kid... - vol creative vs traditional

[guttagetsbusy]

Boy - Marcus
Girl - Roxy

 

[ill legal operation]

Judah...

...Jhana.

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I'ma go left and give one of my kids a thug name though - maybe "Maurice" or "Miami" - personally I don't know anyone named "Maurice" with a clean record, and any person named after a city is bout that life.

 

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

Maurice? #%$%@ that aint thug...

... my daughter would be cutting in front of Maurice daily in the lunch line and daring him to tell.

 

[Sam Darnold Heisman #8]

boy - motumbo

girl - sloan

 

[ill legal operation]

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Maurice? #%$%@ that aint thug...

... my daughter would be cutting in front of Maurice daily in the lunch line and daring him to tell.

C'mon man you're bout to get me fired

...

 

[potus2028]

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Maurice? %%#%* that aint thug...

... my daughter would be cutting in front of Maurice daily in the lunch line and daring him to tell.

%%%+* yo' name...never mind. Ima leave Ryanne's pop alone.

 

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

Originally Posted by potus2028

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Maurice? %%#%* that aint thug...

... my daughter would be cutting in front of Maurice daily in the lunch line and daring him to tell.

%%%+* yo' name...never mind. Ima leave Ryanne's pop alone.

I ever told you I'm pro-fixed-marriage?  

 

[eashawty]

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Maurice? #%$%@ that aint thug...

... my daughter would be cutting in front of Maurice daily in the lunch line and daring him to tell.

the most thugged out $##!*% i know got biblical, feminine or proper %!# names tho

 

[k2theablam]

Originally Posted by ricky409

Originally Posted by FlipnKraut

You might want to look up what a "bear" is for guys who play for the other team.

And I hate when people take normal names and spell them like they reached into a bag of scrabble tiles. I met a chick once named Amy. I was putting her number into my phone and she said I spelled her name wrong. She said she spells it Aaymie. I

her and left.

Poor girl it wasn't even her fault... hahahahaha

 

[oo the roc oo]

Boy - Nestor
Girl - Don't care, not having a girl...

..please God...

 

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

Originally Posted by eashawty

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Maurice? #%$%@ that aint thug...

... my daughter would be cutting in front of Maurice daily in the lunch line and daring him to tell.

the most thugged out $##!*% i know got biblical, feminine or proper %!# names tho

I wan just messing with my dude. Name's don't make you any more tough or soft. Unless your name is Ray. That usually means you've killed people. I got a friend whose  name is Ray...and about a dozen people that...yeah...never mind. Don't !!$# with people name Ray. They won't find you

 

[dimelo]

First born boy David jr
Second boy - LeBron
Girl - LeBronna

 

[potus2028]

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Originally Posted by potus2028

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Maurice? %%#%* that aint thug...

... my daughter would be cutting in front of Maurice daily in the lunch line and daring him to tell.

%%%+* yo' name...never mind. Ima leave Ryanne's pop alone.

I ever told you I'm pro-fixed-marriage?  

I can dig it...you have NO idea how glad I was to get a boy. I mean, I didn't really want either...but...fam.

 

[nightruans]

Boy- Michael
Girl- Jordan

 

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

Suspended.

 

[fresh2deff]

BOY- Julian, julez, julesGIRL- Victoria

 

[PRIME]

This dude is so savage

 

[solarius49]

I want to name my son Tennessee

 

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

Originally Posted by PRIME

This dude is so savage

More witty than savage

When he stops putting book stickers on his baby and waving him around for sales, I'll stop calling the little dude a F.U.C.K-er. What? I be ********-ing all the time. It's not an insult

 

[tsx24]

There's this guy at my Work named tornado and his brother is hurricane. No joke lol

 

[rudy]

boy-olajuwon
girl-zion

 

[crunchyblack9]

Some of the names in this thread. Yall lucky you arent having kids back when  I grew up. They would be coming home talking about they got beat up or talked about daily. Some of yall need to think about what you are setting your kids up for. 

 

[potus2028]

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Originally Posted by potus2028

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Originally Posted by potus2028







%%%+* yo' name...never mind. Ima leave Ryanne's pop alone.

I ever told you I'm pro-fixed-marriage?  

I can dig it...you have NO idea how glad I was to get a boy. I mean, I didn't really want either...but...fam.

Hey, the hell did you name your lil lol WORD?!-er anyway? 

Originally Posted by potus2028

I named my kid "Deion"(it means "of Zeus" or "Primetime") and his mom contributed "Xavier" (which is not a reference to X-Men unless I'm telling the story). It forms the initials "DX", and I thought that was pretty cool. (and if you're not down with that, I got 2 words for ya...) I think it's a good mix of creative and traditional...he won't be one of 4 kids in class with his name and will be able to get hired easily someday.

For a girl, we're looking at "Jessica"...her idea, but whatever.

In a semi-related story, heard tell today of a kindergartener named "Jihad"...I'm sure that will benefit him as he grows up here in America.

...but yeah. The baby pimping ain't stopping anytime soon either...he can't get a job making kicks in this country, so it's another way to offset his cost.

Definitely 'preciate the free plug tho

 

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

...or Primetime.... this guy

. I AM NOT even mad, bro

... Star power.

 

[potus2028]

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

...or Primetime.... this guy

. I AM NOT even mad, bro

... Star power.

...what can I say...didn't really like "Troy", everybody is named "Michael" and "Emmitt" sounds like a dude who walks around the backwoods nekkid under his overalls. Once I found out what "Deion" really meant, I had to.