Who Pees Up?

Originally Posted by sheistbugz

lol. the worst is those last few drops that occasionally sneak out at the end just as your zipping up, like when your too lazy to do the whole shakedown routine. Especially when youre wearing like khaki or a color like that, and there are those few drops just chillin there on your clothe making me look like a total douche until i notice it.
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yeah I get all
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to see if anyone notices...
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whats worse is when u have mornin wood and try to take a dookie whiile pissing, u have to hold ur stik down and the thing that REALLY pisses me off is when thepee ricochets off the inner bowl and shoots right on your hand. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

unappreciated
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Effectively peeing with wood. Difficult task or impossible task? Is this a skill that can be perfected with practice or is it just something that was not meantto be?
 
Originally Posted by RavageBX

No tellin which way its goin after a good nut
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Pretty much, which is why I make sure I always take a leak afterward.

Having to wipe pee off the bathroom floor is never a good look.
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Originally Posted by HarlemToTheBronx

Originally Posted by RavageBX

No tellin which way its goin after a good nut
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Pretty much, which is why I make sure I always take a leak afterward.

Having to wipe pee off the bathroom floor is never a good look.
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GIRLFRIEND "WHAT YOU DOIN IN THERE...AREN'T YOU COMIN BACK FOR ROUND 2" BOYFRIEND "YEAH GIMMIE A MINUTE" GIRLFRIEND "YOU DOIN A #2BOYFIREND "NAH HOLD ON A MIN BABY" (AS HE WIPE'S UP THE HORRIBLE MESS ON THE TOILET SEAT,SINK,FLOOR BATHTUB OUTSIDE & WALL)
 
i spray it from downtown...unfortunately my shooting is like larry hughes

hate it when im pissing mach 5 speed and %#+@ splashes back everywhere when it hits the toilet

any of ya sit down and pee
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Originally Posted by Tetsujin23

whats worse is when u have mornin wood and try to take a dookie whiile pissing, u have to hold ur stik down and the thing that REALLY pisses me off is when the pee ricochets off the inner bowl and shoots right on your hand. FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!

unappreciated
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Originally Posted by DMan14

i spray it from downtown...unfortunately my shooting is like larry hughes

hate it when im pissing mach 5 speed and %#+@ splashes back everywhere when it hits the toilet

any of ya sit down and pee
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nah fam.....nah
 
not me, i'm like mariano rivera. i could outpiss most of yall wit my control.
 
Originally Posted by Chicityk7

Originally Posted by HarlemToTheBronx

Originally Posted by RavageBX

No tellin which way its goin after a good nut
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Pretty much, which is why I make sure I always take a leak afterward.

Having to wipe pee off the bathroom floor is never a good look.
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GIRLFRIEND "WHAT YOU DOIN IN THERE...AREN'T YOU COMIN BACK FOR ROUND 2" BOYFRIEND "YEAH GIMMIE A MINUTE" GIRLFRIEND "YOU DOIN A #2 BOYFIREND "NAH HOLD ON A MIN BABY" (AS HE WIPE'S UP THE HORRIBLE MESS ON THE TOILET SEAT,SINK,FLOOR BATHTUB OUTSIDE & WALL)
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Originally Posted by wanksta23

Originally Posted by Club29

sometimes my stream splits into two seperate streams.
yoooo i thought i was the only one!!! i just thought i was the only one so i didnt post about it
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word.
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do you ever shake after taking a leak or during... its hard to explain but i get that feeling sometimes
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