Wierd #+% Names

[moeree5e]

2026....

thug #1: "daaammmn son! you came up, nice retro XX3's! and that black gold chain you got is just bossy!"
thug #2: "yeah....i had to get lil homie, he was stuntin tooo hard"
thug#1: "4real?!?"
thug#2: "yeah...him!"

 

[cuppiecakie]

I went to school with a kid named Orangejello.

 

[18key]

A good way to find out who should and should not be allowed to have kids, is to ask them what they'll name their kids. Answers like 4Real and $trillionshould result in death.

 

[dacityslanga]

pics of Birth certificate or ducktales

 

[coolnificent]

Originally Posted by JayHood23

Dude gave his kids NT screen names

 

[brooklynnyc3000]

There was this girl at my high school, and her name was La-a, pronounced (LaDasha).

 

[cuppiecakie]

Oh god, I forgot about O'Nasty! That was a good one. I couldn't believe it when my mom told me that.

She's seen plenty of names with a - in the middle and you pronounce the "dash" which I think is hysterical.

She's also had Precious Queen & Prince Charming.

Some parents should really be ashamed. Don't they remember the Menendez brother's?! Kids with crazy names will finally get so pissed off that one nightthey will pull a Menendez bro's type of deal.

 

[pip777]

Originally Posted by cuppiecakie

She's seen plenty of names with a - in the middle and you pronounce the "dash" which I think is hysterical.

I don't remember her mentioning that one. Hilarious and sad

 

[eight2one]

thorobred is the funniest one i seen.

 

[curiousgeorg3]

is your friend black?

 

[knockoutned]

God Shammgod.

Dude was an NBA player too.

 

[antoekneeo]

Some people should not be parents, setting your kids up for failure from the start.

 

[draydray87]

by far the funniest one that ill never forget was some black chick i read about in an article named "Cash Monae"

 

[zk1mpls]