Wife credentials.

[heliumclinton]

A career, cook, clean, and carries herself as a grown woman

 

[hugheyfreeman]

Bruh ain't you like 18?

Yep, and i can already yell i aint findin another chick like that. * Kanye shrug*

 

[hugheyfreeman]

Our match ratings have to be atleast +78% +50% -11% and she has to have answered at least 100 meaningful questions.

We know your a troll, we get it.

 

[Nike Jordan]

1. Must love me more than I love her

Anything else is optional

There you go.

 

[bendover]

at this point of my life, shes gotta have a a job ( prefer a career) and a car of her own

Bro!!! I don't understand why the girls in LA don't have cars. This pretty much sums it up for me too :-/

If a girl has a collee degree too. That's wifey lol

 

[buggz05]

Yall got low standards if a college degree = wifey

 

[buggz05]

Our match ratings have to be atleast +78% +50% -11% and she has to have answered at least 100 meaningful questions.

We know your a troll, we get it.

I get it too, so what's your point? You got something to add?

Keep it movin because you can't even tell if I'm serious or not. Maybe that's my real opinion?

I'll bet you'll find that wifey you just missed on the sidewalk in the POF thread. Maybe on BP. You'll see someday.

 

[1stwitit]

Expectations are great but unlikely. My wife is the total opposite of what I would have had on my list when I met her. Happy as can be.

 

[User 37837]

--LOYALTY first and foremost and I mean a true rider.
--Someone who will feed you when you have no money or food and will stick by you when you are at your very worst and push you to be better.
--Someone who will nurse you to health and always see the good in you.
--Someone you will always be attracted to mentally even after the looks fade.
--Someone who is not hard to please and mostly is please just with being by my side.

Almost brought a tear to my eye

 

[yotk13]

Has to be at least 6 feet tall

 

[Top Boy]

She don't exist.

This.

Doubt I'll ever find the one.. Just an unrealistic expectation in this day and age.

Minus whale just keep piling up bodies, and if I start getting lonely become a single dad or something.. Or get a dog. Idk.

Imma live forever anyways, word to Calico.

 

[Top Boy]

 
- a man who isn't ashamed to show that he loves me. doesn't have to be publicly, but yeah.

- faithful to me through good times and bad. 

- a man who will appreciate the food i cook for him.

- won't make me do all the chores in the house.

- someone who will be a good father and will actually take care of me when i'm carrying his baby.

- my best friend. someone i can talk to all day about anything.

Good luck lol.

General consensus....

******* aint ****.

But on the other hand.. Men also aren't ****.

Got a bro that SWEARS he loved his girl.. Easily cheated on her 15+ times. No exaggeration at all.

 

[andretti]

Sup



I need a real *****.... Who can make french toast and suck ****
5'6 wit firm ****..

 

[nanbeezy]

-Someone who Im at peace with just by being in their presence.
-Someone who can cook.
-Someone who will hold me accountable and add perspective to my life
- Someone who has my back during my darkest days and encourages me to celebrate my finest hours.
-Someone who makes a genuine effort to show interest in something that means a lot to me (ie supporting my favorite football team).
- Someone who understands that monogamy is hard for men, and just because Im with her doesn't mean Im going stop looking at booties waking down the street. But she must trust that I won't act on what my eyes see when Im not around her.
- Someone who I can build a partnership with, no fairy tales, this is a team sport.

Search for attraction (I use this word loosely) not a dime, because the one for you most likely does not look like the woman in your head, and that's why mental connection is important.

 

[flyntflossy]

Loyal
Cute in the face
Down to earth

Srs

 

[dunksrnice]

--LOYALTY first and foremost and I mean a true rider.
--Someone who will feed you when you have no money or food and will stick by you when you are at your very worst and push you to be better.
--Someone who will nurse you to health and always see the good in you.
--Someone you will always be attracted to mentally even after the looks fade.
--Someone who is not hard to please and mostly is please just with being by my side.

 

[lovehateself]

Bro!!! I don't understand why the girls in LA don't have cars. This pretty much sums it up for me too :-/

If a girl has a collee degree too. That's wifey lol

idk man, most Cali college chicks do have cars...well most that i know. out here its essential to have a car. ive never been in a relationship where i had to pick them up/drop them off and was the only source of transportation ( post high school) .  just not doing it 

Yall got low standards if a college degree = wifey

 a wifey with a college degree sure is a way better look than a baby momma with a HS diploma...im just saying 

 

[hennessy]

She's gotta be a dime and know how to sit in the passenger seat of the M3.

 

[Deleted member 37467]

Your name must be Natalie Portman.

 

[T Lo Sweater]

Body count must be 0. I get to pop the cherry

She cant talk to no one else but me

I need yambs everyday

I need to wake up receiving helmet everyday

No back talk

Food made consistently

Elbows not too pointy

Not a single pimple anywhere

I think that should do it

 

[finnns2003]

Body count must be 0. I get to pop the cherry

I've had 2 virgin gf's, both were absolutely terrible in bed. No thanks jeff

 

[DadNboujee]

As long as ray-j didn't hit it first.

 

[tero]

Loyalty is #1
She needs to cook & clean
She needs an income around mine and/or more
Intelligent and should come from a good home
she need booty, nice breasts and a pretty face



...she also lets you PIIHB

 

[bless]

She needs to have a personal relationship with The Creator and a healthy outlook on life.

 

[buggz05]

Bro!!! I don't understand why the girls in LA don't have cars. This pretty much sums it up for me too :-/


If a girl has a collee degree too. That's wifey lol

idk man, most Cali college chicks do have cars...well most that i know. out here its essential to have a car. ive never been in a relationship where i had to pick them up/drop them off and was the only source of transportation ( post high school) .  just not doing it 

Yall got low standards if a college degree = wifey

 a wifey with a college degree sure is a way better look than a baby momma with a HS diploma...im just saying 

Absolutely. I almost caught one of those BMWHSD's this summer.

I agree with the cali car thing too. There aint no public transit out here that can be productive for anybody.

Edit: I went abstinent after that yo. All my dreams were on the cusp of a toilet bowl during that scare time frame.