Wildest stuff you ever seen at work vol: someone $$#$ on the floor...

[marvin hagler]

When I did cable I had an install at this couples apartment.

I come in and say whatever I need to say.

They tell me which rooms they want cable in, I go outside to hook up their cable to the tap, I come back and the girl is straight up giving the dude a BJ on the living room couch porn style...

I try to make my presence heard by closing the door kinda loud, walking kinda loud...

Didn't work.

Then dude asks me if I want in and I say nah im cool and get to pluggin in the cable to the tv's, and as im about to leave the dude gives me a $5 tip while still getting his BJ.

craziest thing that has ever happened to me by far.

 

[coldcity]

Originally Posted by Marvin Hagler

When I did cable I had an install at this couples apartment.

I come in and say whatever I need to say.

They tell me which rooms they want cable in, I go outside to hook up their cable to the tap, I come back and the girl is straight up giving the dude a BJ on the living room couch porn style...

I try to make my presence heard by closing the door kinda loud, walking kinda loud...

Didn't work.

Then dude asks me if I want in and I say nah im cool and get to pluggin in the cable to the tv's, and as im about to leave the dude gives me a $5 tip while still getting his BJ.

craziest thing that has ever happened to me by far.

 

[runningfishy]

Originally Posted by Marvin Hagler

When I did cable I had an install at this couples apartment.

I come in and say whatever I need to say.

They tell me which rooms they want cable in, I go outside to hook up their cable to the tap, I come back and the girl is straight up giving the dude a BJ on the living room couch porn style...

I try to make my presence heard by closing the door kinda loud, walking kinda loud...

Didn't work.

Then dude asks me if I want in and I say nah im cool and get to pluggin in the cable to the tv's, and as im about to leave the dude gives me a $5 tip while still getting his BJ.

craziest thing that has ever happened to me by far.

lol. not sure if real. but duck tales for real. you want in? that's gross hommie.

 

[shogun]

Originally Posted by Marvin Hagler

Was the woman attractive? 

Sounds like a porn scenario.  She would've gotten Eiffel Towered quick.

 

[zapatohead408]

Originally Posted by PanaRicanRetro

Too many to even remember, I've worked alot of different jobs, but I'll put some more recent.
When I worked for FedEx:
 I always wondered if he was replacing the samples with his own, trying to impregnate the world...
* Had a guy call in for a pickup. When I went to the office he handed me a FedEx envelope and the scanner wouldn't process the zipcode.  I told him we didn't deliver to the location he was trying to send it to.  (Some remote location in Guatemala) and he said to me, hand-to-God:

"It's there, you just have to ride a burro through the hills to get there.  When you get there to the city one of the guards will escort you so the Federales don't think you're trespassing and open fire so stay with the guard, but you'll have to ride a burro..."  Dude seriously thought I was gonna take that envelope, hop on a plane, and fly to Guatemala for one delivery that probably cost him about $25.  

At the gym in Brooklyn I used to work at:

* had a woman come in, walk to the desk and ask if we could put the TV that's above treadmill number 5 on Oprah.  She then stood on the treadmill for the entire hour and never moved.  Never turned the treadmill on.  Just stood there watching Oprah, then she left.

Gym I work at now in Boston:

* Had a membership sales rep who didn't get along with the general manager so he got transferred.  Before he left, he went out to the ave and gave out 3-month guest passes to a bunch of crackheads.  Most of them would just come in during the day, check in, and then go break into lockers and steal peoples stuff.  One guy used to actually come in every morning and work out, but it was a crackhead workout.  Picture a white Tyrone Biggums on Red Balls, just walking around the gym and doing sets on other people machines and benches whenever they got up to get water.  Dude would always get stuck under somebody's 315 bench press and have to get rescued.  His daily outfit was a pair of track pants, a backwards Kangol, and a backwards wifebeater.  One day he walked in with a lavendar, open-back, women's halter-top with flowers printed on it, and still had on track pants and a backwards Kangol.  He'd flex in the mirror after each set.

I have a ton more, just the first stuff that came to mind at the moment.  

these are golden, I don't even know what to say. I wish I seen these people at my gym.

 

[tony montana]

one of my co workers used to sniff coke everyday in the bathroom

he was a cool guy though

 

[marvin hagler]

Originally Posted by RunningFishy

Originally Posted by Marvin Hagler

When I did cable I had an install at this couples apartment.

I come in and say whatever I need to say.

They tell me which rooms they want cable in, I go outside to hook up their cable to the tap, I come back and the girl is straight up giving the dude a BJ on the living room couch porn style...

I try to make my presence heard by closing the door kinda loud, walking kinda loud...

Didn't work.

Then dude asks me if I want in and I say nah im cool and get to pluggin in the cable to the tv's, and as im about to leave the dude gives me a $5 tip while still getting his BJ.

craziest thing that has ever happened to me by far.

lol. not sure if real. but duck tales for real. you want in? that's gross hommie.

I have no lies to tell my friend, I've heard some crazy stuff from other techs.

You've got to factor in that, I'm in Vegas and some of the people here are

.

And as for the woman being attractive, I thought she looked pretty attractive, but I have a girlfriend that I very much love and did not know whether this chick had the herps and didn't want to find out.

 

[donmega]

At the office I worked for back in '04, our supervisor got out of the restroom laughin' his lungs out. He calls every dude on the aisle and signals for us to come check the restroom. Me and a couple of other dudes go in to check it out, seems like someone bust a nut in there and left all his babies scattered on the floor. At first we was like, "ya'll sure that's really what it seems to be?". Then  another dude came in, bent down and scooped some of the stuff up from the floor, licked it off his fingers and says "yup, it's real". We returned to our desk and we never looked at that dude the same way again 

 

[beh235]

Originally Posted by Marvin Hagler

Originally Posted by RunningFishy

Originally Posted by Marvin Hagler

When I did cable I had an install at this couples apartment.

I come in and say whatever I need to say.

They tell me which rooms they want cable in, I go outside to hook up their cable to the tap, I come back and the girl is straight up giving the dude a BJ on the living room couch porn style...

I try to make my presence heard by closing the door kinda loud, walking kinda loud...

Didn't work.

Then dude asks me if I want in and I say nah im cool and get to pluggin in the cable to the tv's, and as im about to leave the dude gives me a $5 tip while still getting his BJ.

craziest thing that has ever happened to me by far.

lol. not sure if real. but duck tales for real. you want in? that's gross hommie.

I have no lies to tell my friend, I've heard some crazy stuff from other techs.

You've got to factor in that, I'm in Vegas and some of the people here are

.

And as for the woman being attractive, I thought she looked pretty attractive, but I have a girlfriend that I very much love and did not know whether this chick had the herps and didn't want to find out.

^ Word. I could definitely believe that story. It's one of those improbable pron fantasy situations people wish would happen but when it does happen, you go

 lol. That's crazy though. You and Panaricanretro are winning this thread hands down

  

 

[josednk1068]

Originally Posted by Tony Montana

one of my co workers used to sniff coke everyday in the bathroom

he was a cool guy though

Looks at username, then reads post....
  

 

[beh235]

Originally Posted by donmega

At the office I worked for back in '04, our supervisor got out of the restroom laughin' his lungs out. He calls every dude on the aisle and signals for us to come check the restroom. Me and a couple of other dudes go in to check it out, seems like someone bust a nut in there and left all his babies scattered on the floor. At first we was like, "ya'll sure that's really what it seems to be?". Then  another dude came in, bent down and scooped some of the stuff up from the floor, licked it off his fingers and says "yup, it's real". We returned to our desk and we never looked at that dude the same way again 

  

  

 

[marvin hagler]

Originally Posted by beh235

Originally Posted by Marvin Hagler

Originally Posted by RunningFishy



lol. not sure if real. but duck tales for real. you want in? that's gross hommie.

I have no lies to tell my friend, I've heard some crazy stuff from other techs.

You've got to factor in that, I'm in Vegas and some of the people here are

.

And as for the woman being attractive, I thought she looked pretty attractive, but I have a girlfriend that I very much love and did not know whether this chick had the herps and didn't want to find out.

^ Word. I could definitely believe that story. It's one of those improbable pron fantasy situations people wish would happen but when it does happen, you go

 lol. That's crazy though. You and Panaricanretro are winning this thread hands down

  

I'm positive abut 90% of NTers would've turned down the opportunity as well..

 

[me no pass]

Originally Posted by donmega

At the office I worked for back in '04, our supervisor got out of the restroom laughin' his lungs out. He calls every dude on the aisle and signals for us to come check the restroom. Me and a couple of other dudes go in to check it out, seems like someone bust a nut in there and left all his babies scattered on the floor. At first we was like, "ya'll sure that's really what it seems to be?". Then  another dude came in, bent down and scooped some of the stuff up from the floor, licked it off his fingers and says "yup, it's real". We returned to our desk and we never looked at that dude the same way again 

 

[midnight hype]

Originally Posted by ME NO PASS

Originally Posted by donmega

At the office I worked for back in '04, our supervisor got out of the restroom laughin' his lungs out. He calls every dude on the aisle and signals for us to come check the restroom. Me and a couple of other dudes go in to check it out, seems like someone bust a nut in there and left all his babies scattered on the floor. At first we was like, "ya'll sure that's really what it seems to be?". Then  another dude came in, bent down and scooped some of the stuff up from the floor, licked it off his fingers and says "yup, it's real". We returned to our desk and we never looked at that dude the same way again 

Ohhh boy licked because it might have been his baby bater.

 

[AEA18]

Originally Posted by Midnight Hype

Originally Posted by ME NO PASS

Originally Posted by donmega

At the office I worked for back in '04, our supervisor got out of the restroom laughin' his lungs out. He calls every dude on the aisle and signals for us to come check the restroom. Me and a couple of other dudes go in to check it out, seems like someone bust a nut in there and left all his babies scattered on the floor. At first we was like, "ya'll sure that's really what it seems to be?". Then  another dude came in, bent down and scooped some of the stuff up from the floor, licked it off his fingers and says "yup, it's real". We returned to our desk and we never looked at that dude the same way again 

Ohhh boy licked because it might have been his baby bater.

Either way 

 

 

[dyyhard]

went to a frat party and same thing happened as OP some dude let a deuce out in the middle of the dance floor. 

 

[midnight hype]

I used to work in ihop, in the back as a cook. i was on my break and i remained in the cooking area. I just happen to be siting infront of a cook making choclate chip pancakes. He digged in his butthole and pulled out a choclate chip size dingle berry, he landed that sucker on the pancake. I told him what r u doing and he told me I ran out of choclate chips.

 

[equality]

I fell asleep at the counter.

 

[sbib1130]

Originally Posted by donmega

At the office I worked for back in '04, our supervisor got out of the restroom laughin' his lungs out. He calls every dude on the aisle and signals for us to come check the restroom. Me and a couple of other dudes go in to check it out, seems like someone bust a nut in there and left all his babies scattered on the floor. At first we was like, "ya'll sure that's really what it seems to be?". Then  another dude came in, bent down and scooped some of the stuff up from the floor, licked it off his fingers and says "yup, it's real". We returned to our desk and we never looked at that dude the same way again 

i have never said this before but this has to be trolling. no way. why would anybody eat anything let alone semen from off a restroom floor

 

[solarius49]

Originally Posted by sbib1130

Originally Posted by donmega

At the office I worked for back in '04, our supervisor got out of the restroom laughin' his lungs out. He calls every dude on the aisle and signals for us to come check the restroom. Me and a couple of other dudes go in to check it out, seems like someone bust a nut in there and left all his babies scattered on the floor. At first we was like, "ya'll sure that's really what it seems to be?". Then  another dude came in, bent down and scooped some of the stuff up from the floor, licked it off his fingers and says "yup, it's real". We returned to our desk and we never looked at that dude the same way again 

i have never said this before but this has to be trolling. no way. why would anybody eat anything let alone semen from off a restroom floor

Yeah dog definite troll post

 

[shorty doo wop]

Originally Posted by Midnight Hype

I used to work in ihop, in the back as a cook. i was on my break and i remained in the cooking area. I just happen to be siting infront of a cook making choclate chip pancakes. He digged in his butthole and pulled out a choclate chip size dingle berry, he landed that sucker on the pancake. I told him what r u doing and he told me I ran out of choclate chips.

 

[shogun]

I rarely ever eat at ihop but that story makes me never want to eat at ihop ever again.  It makes you wonder what the hell goes in your food at restaurants.  The cooks could be having a bad day and just mess with everyone's food.  

My best friends recently got Hepatitis A so i'm paranoid now about contaminated food.

 

[GTA 809]

This thread was entertaining until everyone started posting ducktails.
This is why we cant have nice things.

 

[TB513]

Originally Posted by ai3mac1

I fell asleep at the counter.

SO HARDCORE!

  

 

[snax91]

I work at a dry cleaners and we check the pockets before we clean the clothes ,and on my first day on the job a pair of jeans had used underwear folded up in the pocket