Worst conversation you overheard?

Waiting in line to get a burger late at night around 2am, and this couple behind me are talking to each other like this
guy: "you wanna pee on my face?"
girl: "ooooh yeah I wanna pee on your face"
and they continue to talk about peeing on each other until I get my burger
 
Waiting in line to get a burger late at night around 2am, and this couple behind me are talking to each other like this
guy: "you wanna pee on my face?"
girl: "ooooh yeah I wanna pee on your face"
and they continue to talk about peeing on each other until I get my burger
 
Originally Posted by DR813

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by DR813

Well the worst conversation I heard was when I was High School. I was actually in the convo. It was about Hip Hop. It moreso an arguement about up north rap and down south rap. and

anybody from up north that moved to the south know that talking about hip hop with some these down south folks knows that they are biased towards down south artist, so it's a no win

situation. but anyway, make a long story short, they kept downing up north rap saying how they suck, and all they say is "son" and "B" and then had the nerve to say that Lil boosie and Lil

webbie would Cassidy and Jadakiss in a rap battle
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. they said more outlandish things but I'll be typing all day. after that day, I stopped arguing with some of these down south cats about

Hip Hop because it's no use.


you. Live a sheltered life

why do you say that? you don't even know me. don't make judgements on people you don't know.
  
*looks at thread title*
*reads your post*

hmmmm...

you. Live a sheltered life
 
Originally Posted by DR813

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by DR813

Well the worst conversation I heard was when I was High School. I was actually in the convo. It was about Hip Hop. It moreso an arguement about up north rap and down south rap. and

anybody from up north that moved to the south know that talking about hip hop with some these down south folks knows that they are biased towards down south artist, so it's a no win

situation. but anyway, make a long story short, they kept downing up north rap saying how they suck, and all they say is "son" and "B" and then had the nerve to say that Lil boosie and Lil

webbie would Cassidy and Jadakiss in a rap battle
30t6p3b.gif
tired.gif
. they said more outlandish things but I'll be typing all day. after that day, I stopped arguing with some of these down south cats about

Hip Hop because it's no use.


you. Live a sheltered life

why do you say that? you don't even know me. don't make judgements on people you don't know.
  
*looks at thread title*
*reads your post*

hmmmm...

you. Live a sheltered life
 
Originally Posted by ThrowedInDaGame

I live in Atlanta right now.

Overhearing dudes talking about their overnight escapades with other men
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In public, I don't kiss and tell.....especially in graphic detail. The whole store doesn't need to hear your conversation on that subject
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I'm in Atlanta as well. My girl and I was on Marta some months back. There were two gay guys sitting behind us talking bout the same mess. One dude, all flamboyant, just up yelled that his mouth taste like a nut sandwich.
 
Originally Posted by proper english

Originally Posted by DR813

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by DR813

Well the worst conversation I heard was when I was High School. I was actually in the convo. It was about Hip Hop. It moreso an arguement about up north rap and down south rap. and

anybody from up north that moved to the south know that talking about hip hop with some these down south folks knows that they are biased towards down south artist, so it's a no win

situation. but anyway, make a long story short, they kept downing up north rap saying how they suck, and all they say is "son" and "B" and then had the nerve to say that Lil boosie and Lil

webbie would Cassidy and Jadakiss in a rap battle
30t6p3b.gif
tired.gif
. they said more outlandish things but I'll be typing all day. after that day, I stopped arguing with some of these down south cats about

Hip Hop because it's no use.


you. Live a sheltered life

why do you say that? you don't even know me. don't make judgements on people you don't know.
  
*looks at thread title*
*reads your post*

hmmmm...

you. Live a sheltered life
  again why do you say that? do you even know me? your not explaning yourself. you making judgement of me because the worst conversation that I heard was about hip hop? that was the worst convo that I heard. what makes you superior to me to make an assumption like that? like I said don't make judgements on people you don't know. 
 
Originally Posted by ThrowedInDaGame

I live in Atlanta right now.

Overhearing dudes talking about their overnight escapades with other men
sick.gif


In public, I don't kiss and tell.....especially in graphic detail. The whole store doesn't need to hear your conversation on that subject
indifferent.gif
.


I'm in Atlanta as well. My girl and I was on Marta some months back. There were two gay guys sitting behind us talking bout the same mess. One dude, all flamboyant, just up yelled that his mouth taste like a nut sandwich.
 
Originally Posted by proper english

Originally Posted by DR813

Originally Posted by brettTHEjett

Originally Posted by DR813

Well the worst conversation I heard was when I was High School. I was actually in the convo. It was about Hip Hop. It moreso an arguement about up north rap and down south rap. and

anybody from up north that moved to the south know that talking about hip hop with some these down south folks knows that they are biased towards down south artist, so it's a no win

situation. but anyway, make a long story short, they kept downing up north rap saying how they suck, and all they say is "son" and "B" and then had the nerve to say that Lil boosie and Lil

webbie would Cassidy and Jadakiss in a rap battle
30t6p3b.gif
tired.gif
. they said more outlandish things but I'll be typing all day. after that day, I stopped arguing with some of these down south cats about

Hip Hop because it's no use.


you. Live a sheltered life

why do you say that? you don't even know me. don't make judgements on people you don't know.
  
*looks at thread title*
*reads your post*

hmmmm...

you. Live a sheltered life
  again why do you say that? do you even know me? your not explaning yourself. you making judgement of me because the worst conversation that I heard was about hip hop? that was the worst convo that I heard. what makes you superior to me to make an assumption like that? like I said don't make judgements on people you don't know. 
 
Originally Posted by DUMB PIGS

Me and my girl were dining in SF at fishermans wharf and over heard this conversation between a man and a woman who were sitting at the table near us between plant partitions..

Paraphrasing of course

Man - Well you have always had a really nice butt (used the other word) i wouldnt mind gettin in there again.

Woman - oh you! You always liked it. And you know I always liked it

Man - yeah, not like these lesbians you see around here, all wound so tight. no wonder they dont like the.... they probably cant get it in cuz they walk with their cheeks glued together

Woman - yeah, i dont see how a woman doesnt want a .... in their life. its the most beautiful thing


Waitress comes over (who apparently know the two people) - Hi ( says his name) its good seeing you again, say hello to your wife!

Man says I sure will!

They continue to talk for the next 10 minutes or so about even more inapropriate sexual things that they indivually enjoy that i cant say here.

When they finally get up from finishing their lunch, we finally see the couple talking all wild.

2 , maybe 65 year old people. white man and woman both with walking sticks


me and my girl went from laughing to being grossed out

i know older people still have the drive but if i heard that and then saw who it was comming from
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Originally Posted by DUMB PIGS

Me and my girl were dining in SF at fishermans wharf and over heard this conversation between a man and a woman who were sitting at the table near us between plant partitions..

Paraphrasing of course

Man - Well you have always had a really nice butt (used the other word) i wouldnt mind gettin in there again.

Woman - oh you! You always liked it. And you know I always liked it

Man - yeah, not like these lesbians you see around here, all wound so tight. no wonder they dont like the.... they probably cant get it in cuz they walk with their cheeks glued together

Woman - yeah, i dont see how a woman doesnt want a .... in their life. its the most beautiful thing


Waitress comes over (who apparently know the two people) - Hi ( says his name) its good seeing you again, say hello to your wife!

Man says I sure will!

They continue to talk for the next 10 minutes or so about even more inapropriate sexual things that they indivually enjoy that i cant say here.

When they finally get up from finishing their lunch, we finally see the couple talking all wild.

2 , maybe 65 year old people. white man and woman both with walking sticks


me and my girl went from laughing to being grossed out

i know older people still have the drive but if i heard that and then saw who it was comming from
sick.gif

  
 
Originally Posted by romedadude

I was in high school taking an ADAP class so I could get my license. I'm just chillin waiting for the police officer to get there and I overhear these two broads just talkin.

Broad 1: Girl I need to get me a man
Broad 2: Yea me too girl.
Broad 1: I think I'ma get me a %%@!@ in the army.
Broad 2: Why girl?!
Broad 1: Cuz they got money!
Broad 2: You stupid, he probably gone get his head blown off by a cannon!

Me:
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A cannon?
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Originally Posted by romedadude

I was in high school taking an ADAP class so I could get my license. I'm just chillin waiting for the police officer to get there and I overhear these two broads just talkin.

Broad 1: Girl I need to get me a man
Broad 2: Yea me too girl.
Broad 1: I think I'ma get me a %%@!@ in the army.
Broad 2: Why girl?!
Broad 1: Cuz they got money!
Broad 2: You stupid, he probably gone get his head blown off by a cannon!

Me:
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A cannon?
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Originally Posted by Napoleon

Originally Posted by romedadude

I was in high school taking an ADAP class so I could get my license. I'm just chillin waiting for the police officer to get there and I overhear these two broads just talkin.

Broad 1: Girl I need to get me a man
Broad 2: Yea me too girl.
Broad 1: I think I'ma get me a %%@!@ in the army.
Broad 2: Why girl?!
Broad 1: Cuz they got money!
Broad 2: You stupid, he probably gone get his head blown off by a cannon!

Me:
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A cannon?
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yeah man, either that or a musket
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Originally Posted by Napoleon

Originally Posted by romedadude

I was in high school taking an ADAP class so I could get my license. I'm just chillin waiting for the police officer to get there and I overhear these two broads just talkin.

Broad 1: Girl I need to get me a man
Broad 2: Yea me too girl.
Broad 1: I think I'ma get me a %%@!@ in the army.
Broad 2: Why girl?!
Broad 1: Cuz they got money!
Broad 2: You stupid, he probably gone get his head blown off by a cannon!

Me:
indifferent.gif


A cannon?
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yeah man, either that or a musket
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i overheard this young gay fellow say that the older gentleman he dates, makes his chute moist when he thinks about him.     
 
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i overheard this young gay fellow say that the older gentleman he dates, makes his chute moist when he thinks about him.     
 
Standing in a hallway at college waiting to meet for a teacher...

Person walks out of class to talk 2 someone on a cell phone..

She's talking to him about something she caught from him... I was disgusted.. Do that %%+% in privacy...
 
Standing in a hallway at college waiting to meet for a teacher...

Person walks out of class to talk 2 someone on a cell phone..

She's talking to him about something she caught from him... I was disgusted.. Do that %%+% in privacy...
 
This fat lady in a beauty supply store talkin bout she was gonna come back with a bikini on. The security guard said if she does he'll take the whole week off
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