Actually i have a story.
Was with 2 of my boys in Japan.
We met that chick in Tokyo, pretty chill. Seems like she has money and she works part time.
so we tell her to come meet us in Osaka. She said yes. Took a flight down there, booked an hotel for herself and everything.
Weird but we're happy we get to chill somebody that speaks japanese.
My boy stalks her on facebook, turns out she's 32 yrs old
so we go out a couple of times, lots of alcool, dancing.
one night i'm like **** it i'm getting in her guts.
tell my boy to go back to our room because i'll chill with her solo. My man gets the message and dips (other dude was already gone with a Aussie chick).
We drink much more. I'm wasted at that point.
We go outside, talk a bit. I'm pulling all the moves from my sleeve to get the yambs.
Turns out she's a virgin.
I'm like : wait what??
At that point even if she throws the yambs at me, i don't even want them... too akward. blood, hurt, starfish, i ain't messing with that.
Let her crab a taxi and leave. At that point i don't even know where i am, 30 minute walk took me 2.5 hours. I stole a bicycle to go faster, broke it, found my way and got back to our airbnb.
what a night