WORST HOUSEMATE EVER

[antonlavey]

We went on Winter Break and this dude left the balcony door open, I'm freezing my butt off

. Before I left i cleaned up the entire condo cause my mom wanted to crash herefor a night and I gave him 1 simple task, clean the fridge. I come back and the fridge is still filthy and he created a mess and negated all the cleaning idid.


I'm bout to koofie smack this dude when he gets back. Thank goodness we have separate bathrooms, dudes room looks like Baghdad after operation shock andawe.

 

[its labrev]

Smack that koofie.

 

[sonunox34]

My roommate this summer came home with a few pounds of fish like halibut and swordfish... he got really baked, cooked some of it, and left the rest of itsitting out in the kitchen. The next day we forced him to do something with the rotten fish, so he threw it in our backyard. Keep in mind this is summer withtemps sitting around 85-95 F. Our yard looked and smelled like a compost heap for two weeks, ending in a swarm of flies and maggots consuming the mass ofdecayed fish - you could smell it from the sidewalk out front. Horrible experience.

 

[omgitswes]

*prays for a good roommate*

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by sonunox34

My roommate this summer came home with a few pounds of fish like halibut and swordfish... he got really baked, cooked some of it, and left the rest of it sitting out in the kitchen. The next day we forced him to do something with the rotten fish, so he threw it in our backyard. Keep in mind this is summer with temps sitting around 85-95 F. Our yard looked and smelled like a compost heap for two weeks, ending in a swarm of flies and maggots consuming the mass of decayed fish - you could smell it from the sidewalk out front. Horrible experience.

That's turrible...

 

[calibeebee]

Originally Posted by sonunox34

My roommate this summer came home with a few pounds of fish like halibut and swordfish... he got really baked, cooked some of it, and left the rest of it sitting out in the kitchen. The next day we forced him to do something with the rotten fish, so he threw it in our backyard. Keep in mind this is summer with temps sitting around 85-95 F. Our yard looked and smelled like a compost heap for two weeks, ending in a swarm of flies and maggots consuming the mass of decayed fish - you could smell it from the sidewalk out front. Horrible experience.

dude would be on life support if he ever pulled that crap at my pad

 

[mykickgame]

Handle your business man

 

[elnino4530]

My friend that I lived with last year was a bit of a drinker.

Second night we're at school we go to the bar and some of his friends from back home come up. Dude gets completely @**!!+ up and we all go back home. About3am I see/smell black smoke. Run downstairs and dude is passed out IN FRONT of the oven with melted cheese sticks in a melted PLASTIC bowl cooking.

Very next night he wants to watch FUBAR after the bar. I set it all up for him and go upstairs. Next morning I come downstairs and there is ravioli EVERYWHERE.Walls, couch, floor, kitchen, and a big stain on his wife beater. I swear the evil version of chef boyardee took control of his body and started ravioliwarfare.

 

[03silverbullet]

back in '03, my roomie was told towatch my iguana while i was out of town. this fool puts him outside on the balcony in 100+ degreetemperatures. i get back to the crib and find little man's tank empty, and we lived three stories up. i never found his body.

part of me was hoping he jimmied his wayout the tank, sprouted wings and just flew away.

...pores out a little liquor for thehomie sir lucius p. esquire III

terrible roommates should go to hell.

 

[ptrakarn23]

Originally Posted by eLNiNo4530

My friend that I lived with last year was a bit of a drinker.

Second night we're at school we go to the bar and some of his friends from back home come up. Dude gets completely @**!!+ up and we all go back home. About 3am I see/smell black smoke. Run downstairs and dude is passed out IN FRONT of the oven with melted cheese sticks in a melted PLASTIC bowl cooking.

Very next night he wants to watch FUBAR after the bar. I set it all up for him and go upstairs. Next morning I come downstairs and there is ravioli EVERYWHERE. Walls, couch, floor, kitchen, and a big stain on his wife beater. I swear the evil version of chef boyardee took control of his body and started ravioli warfare.

 

[j23s]

wild

 

[nycsemaj]

Freshman year, one of the guys in my suite invited his friends from back home to a party of ours, and everyone got trashed. They stayed the night...The nextmorning, I wake up to one dude with vomit all over himself, and peanut butter spread all over the curtains. Apparently, his friends puked on the dude, andtried to frame him with the puking.

 

[elnino4530]

Originally Posted by 03silverbullet


back in '03, my roomie was told to watch my iguana while i was out of town. this fool puts him outside on the balcony in 100+ degree temperatures. i get back to the crib and find little man's tank empty, and we lived three stories up. i never found his body.

part of me was hoping he jimmied his way out the tank, sprouted wings and just flew away.

...pores out a little liquor for the homie sir lucius p. esquire III

terrible roommates should go to hell.

Don't mean to make light of the passing of your iguana, but how do dudes come up with names like that for reptiles? My friend has a lizardnamed Darquavious

 

[sonunox34]

Originally Posted by eLNiNo4530

My friend that I lived with last year was a bit of a drinker.

Second night we're at school we go to the bar and some of his friends from back home come up. Dude gets completely @**!!+ up and we all go back home. About 3am I see/smell black smoke. Run downstairs and dude is passed out IN FRONT of the oven with melted cheese sticks in a melted PLASTIC bowl cooking.

Very next night he wants to watch FUBAR after the bar. I set it all up for him and go upstairs. Next morning I come downstairs and there is ravioli EVERYWHERE. Walls, couch, floor, kitchen, and a big stain on his wife beater. I swear the evil version of chef boyardee took control of his body and started ravioli warfare.

LOL dude gets blackout. I'd accept one of those events, any more and we'd need to talk about it.