X-men, how do they work?

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So if professor Charles Xavier can control things with his mind, then why can't he control his legs?   
 
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Think about what you're asking.

I mean rrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally think.
 
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he can read minds and control thoughts bro. he can't mentally repair a damaged spine. jean grey is the telekinesis one.



jack shepard could probs get him walking again though..
 
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if prof X can control minds with his mind, can he ever use his mind control powers to lose control of his own mind?
 
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I always wonder if his penis works. I don't think I have seen him get yambs while crippled.
 
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i wonder if X and 'Neto ever ran choochoo on women back in the day

mainly lenny kravitz daughter from 1st class since she was a skripper and was in that room

Marvel Zombies needs to happen on the big screen

as a dvd extra or something
 
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He got all kinds of sugar walls in his non crippled years. You know he use his powers to find out how to get them yambs moist.
 
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Young Charles and Magneto both had swag for days, the yambs had to be plentiful....old magneto/Charles have 0 swag, they look like they kidnapp children in a baby blue van.
 

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Well they do have mad illegitimate kids, so yeah they were gettin it like mutant rockstars. Then **** got real
 
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