You know your a sneaker-head/nt'er when...

[prostaffer]

-Playing ball and two guys look alike, you remember which one is yours by the shoes their wearing.
-Chick at the gym? Cannot have cankles and shape-ups
-You have no idea what the logo/team is on your cap, but damnit it matches
-Your shoe collection is worth more than your car
-People you rarely see ask how many pairs you have
-A pair of (insert rare shoe) will make you turn around more than a female
-At least 2-3 different sneaker shops know you as a regular
-People ask for your opinion on what makes a good shoe

just a start...lets start this week off right

 

[two zero five]

-When you're not smashing

 

[powerballin]

-when you rather live at home with your mother collecting shoes than move out and get a car

-when you crash your ex girls car and even tho you are broke you won't give up your DMP jordans

-when you S a D for some jordan III's

-when you never seen jordan play and use phrases like "breds"

-when you complain about shoe prices but buy them anyways

-when you expect Nike to take responsibility for you getting punked in a campout line or jacked in the parking lot

 

[atlien seeko]

tap tap pull

 

[teamjordan79]

-when you havent yet evolved past your materialistic whims that are inoculated into your mind by the nike marketing dept.

 

[nineteen92]

-When you're not smashing

- When even your teachers would always notice you wearing different shoes.
- When you would take the long way around to not mess your shoes up.

 

[travis]

-have niketalk set as your home page on your computer.
-will have a nervous breakdown if you scuffed one of one of your fav. shoes
-look at pictures of one of your soon to be pick ups at least 10 times a day

 

[ihatemondayz]

-when you pushing M3's, smashing dimes, and everyone else is beneath you

 

[00david00]

- you know to wio

 

[oh you mad]

Foambs+Tattoos+Snapback=Yambs

 

[guzzy]

Foambs+Tattoos+Snapback=Yambs

+V-Neck+ Camo Cargos

-When you have 1000 posts in a month.

-When you think every white girl is avg.

-When you think fat is thick.

 

[the hater boxden]

henz0.

 

[solexsup]

When this

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[beezylocks]

I hate these posts

 

[bombbiggidyphil]

-the first thing you notice is someone's kicks.

 

[potato]

-A pair of (insert rare shoe) will make you turn around more than a female
 

I'm sorry to be the one to tell you but i think this means you're gay

 

[nazdrowie]

average white girls

 

[sneakerocity]

when you have NT as a second tab on saturday morning online releases

 

[longstroke]

- Fifteen dollar cargo's, ten dollar graphic tee, three hundred dollar LeBron's or a pair of Yeezy's.

- You take, and then post pics of, your new pick ups on the web, yet you forget to clean up your crib in the background, and you don't care. Dirty house, three hundred dollar LeBron's, or a pair of Yeezy's. You got'em, they don't.

- You are so busy looking at your own feet when you walk, you bump into others, then claiming it's their fault that they did not see you coming.

- People come to your crib or your parents house, apartment, wherever, and your visitors have nothing to sit on, but shoe boxes are stacked up to the ceilings.

- A good meal does not get in the way of a fresh pair of XI's. In fact, if you can, you'll convince your companion, or yourself, which is more likely, that Ramen Noodles in front of a television is a wonderful night, in order to save up for those XI's. This is 

 to you.

- Your phone bill does not matter this month, but the release of the True Blue's actually does. This is also 

 to you.

-  Your bed sheets haven't been changed in a month, but you clean your shoes, then place them neatly inside of their boxes twice a day. More 

's for you.

- You'll find an excuse to wear sneakers to any event. Wedding?  Concords. Funeral? Space Jams. Grocery store? Beaters. Why? Can't risk a spill while walking past the produce department, when you are headed to the ramen noodle section

- You actually think that people who do not pay attention to what you are wearing on your feet, are hating on you.

- You are breakin' the necks of those who do pay attention, while in a pair of your pink  or electrolime foams. More 

's for you when you tell the story on sneaker message boards.

 

[lil black jean jacket]

-When you're not smashing

YNS

 

[stunnafasho03]

-when you pushing M3's, smashing dimes, and everyone else is beneath you

Qft

 

[jjs07]

When you see and obvious NTer out in public wearing a NT fitted or NT shirt, say nothing, then go home and make a post about seeing a NTer in public.

 

[mrkane]

when you post in WDYWT

 

[Y4BBZY]

-When you're not smashing

So true, look at the yambs thread for proof

 

[zapatohead408]

when you catch a case due to wio technique being too amazing