To the woman who crapped her pants in my car....

Originally Posted by Handsome Hustler

[h2]To the woman who crapped her pants in my car (mckinleyville)[/h2]
Reply to: pers-989335350@craigslist.org[sup][?][/sup]
Date: 2009-01-11, 7:55PM PST


We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.

I thought we had chemistry sitting at 6 rivers sharing that basket of hot wings while drinking the chili beer. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.

At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.

I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...

What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.

I await your call,
Tad

P.S. - If you %+*% yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…

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^^^that line had me on the floor. hahaha.
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Hilarious, although it's not exactly gambling. I can call what kind of release it is just from the weight and warmth.
 
this is thread worthy.... goodtimes and the best part of that imo has to be the very last "touche" line
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i call ducktales.

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...
The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?

nice story, well written but u fail.
 
Originally Posted by jordanpheen

Originally Posted by seniosoul

Originally Posted by kidUFC

i call ducktales.

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...
The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?

nice story, well written but u fail.
nice detective work
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Good find.
 
Originally Posted by krazy88s

Originally Posted by jordanpheen

Originally Posted by seniosoul

Originally Posted by kidUFC

i call ducktales.

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...
The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?

nice story, well written but u fail.
nice detective work
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NT detectives stay going in
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Good find.

I didn't even catch that.
 
Originally Posted by jordanpheen

Originally Posted by seniosoul

Originally Posted by kidUFC

i call ducktales.

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...
The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?

nice story, well written but u fail.
nice detective work
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Maybe he picked her up from her house..Or he knew where she worked..but didnt have a phone number.and had it delivered there..other then that.thatis Hilarious
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Originally Posted by Datnggag

Originally Posted by jordanpheen

Originally Posted by seniosoul

Originally Posted by kidUFC

i call ducktales.

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...
The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?

nice story, well written but u fail.
nice detective work
pimp.gif
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NT detectives stay going in
Maybe he picked her up from her house..Or he knew where she worked..but didnt have a phone number.and had it delivered there..other then that.that is Hilarious
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if he picked her up from her crib or work then why would he be looking for her? he doesnt need her number to find her.
 
Originally Posted by kidUFC

Originally Posted by Datnggag

Originally Posted by jordanpheen

Originally Posted by seniosoul

Originally Posted by kidUFC

i call ducktales.

We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...
The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?

nice story, well written but u fail.
nice detective work
pimp.gif
laugh.gif
laugh.gif
smokin.gif

NT detectives stay going in
Maybe he picked her up from her house..Or he knew where she worked..but didnt have a phone number.and had it delivered there..other then that.that is Hilarious
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if he picked her up from her crib or work then why would he be looking for her? he doesnt need her number to find her.


This is true..maybe he didnt wanna see her in person and seem like a stalker...
 
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