What Is The Craziest Drunk Night You Have Ever Had?

Originally Posted by locpy

pregamed, went to the club with four of my homies.
before stepping in friend states, "i feel like fighting tonight."
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drinking heavily at the bar, got our table, finished 4 bottles of black.
we stand up to go home, as we are walking out through the crowd the friend that wanted to fight randomly sticks a dude.
4 vs. club fight breaks out, apparently it was dudes bday.
bouncers drag us out and tell us to dip. (club fights are weak)
on the way home still riled up, homie decides to beef with other homie that is driving.
he proceeds to kick dude repeatedly in the back of his head... i was
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until i figured he kicked him unconscious and we swirved and crashed into the freeway barrier.
story goes on... it includes more fighting in a parking lot, broken bones, friend jumping out of car while we're going about 30mph, hypothermia, and cops.
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but tell your buds to be easy on the fighting. I seealot of drunk college kids get they head bashed in for messin with wrong dudes.
 
I don't even know. Went out to a Frat party. Drank a lot. Woke up the next day covered in blood and curry. My homie was passed out on my floor. Samestory. Neither of us really know what happened.
 
Originally Posted by Fantastic4our

Originally Posted by mytmouse76

Originally Posted by Fantastic4our






random cool @!! white dudes (white people are so much more generous with alcohol. why is that? I'll save that for another thread)

met some white people at the bar on saturday...told em it was my birthday and they bought a round of shots for all of us...white friends FTW...
real talk
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I was with a mixed group at the bar last week and this dude thought my homegirl was cute and wanted to buy her a drink, so she was like "buy us all shots." It was like 6 of us and dude did it
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. Simpin FTW!

black people always want you to "put in" stingy %%@ cats "yo did you put in on this?"
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word and i'm not tryin to put in on nothin...
 
Originally Posted by mytmouse76

Originally Posted by Fantastic4our

random cool @!! white dudes (white people are so much more generous with alcohol. why is that? I'll save that for another thread)
met some white people at the bar on saturday...told em it was my birthday and they bought a round of shots for all of us...white friends FTW...
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This is a weird true random fact.....although I'm kind of cheap
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Originally Posted by purplehazze96

Originally Posted by chengdizzle


2. Told my ex I wanted to move in with her. (I live in the Bay and she lives in Fresno)




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Okay. Seriously. What were you drinking? Cause I need to make a mental note to not EVER touch whatever it was that made you decide that was a good idea.
 
New Years Eve I blacked out, hit my head on the ground, and got a skull fracture. ( I still have a lump on my head). I have done some wild, terrible, andamusing things from what people tell me but I have no recollection due to the heavy
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Ido now. No hangovers FTW.
 
Drank, got hammered at a party

Went driving

Woke up next morning didn't realize it but

Hooked up with friends gf

Still together for year and a half

Guess it was that good
 
:I yall need to learn how know your limit.. Waking up not rememberin the night before FTL
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Originally Posted by locpy

pregamed, went to the club with four of my homies.
before stepping in friend states, "i feel like fighting tonight."
smh.gif

drinking heavily at the bar, got our table, finished 4 bottles of black.
we stand up to go home, as we are walking out through the crowd the friend that wanted to fight randomly sticks a dude.
4 vs. club fight breaks out, apparently it was dudes bday.
bouncers drag us out and tell us to dip. (club fights are weak)
on the way home still riled up, homie decides to beef with other homie that is driving.
he proceeds to kick dude repeatedly in the back of his head... i was
laugh.gif
until i figured he kicked him unconscious and we swirved and crashed into the freeway barrier.
story goes on... it includes more fighting in a parking lot, broken bones, friend jumping out of car while we're going about 30mph, hypothermia, and cops.
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This story pisses me off so much. I +@%+%!! hate hood rat, good for nothing, *@** stains on society like your friend you mentioned.
"I feel like fighting tonight"
+@%+%!! loser. what? he's getting pimples for not releasing testosterone because he's not getting laid?
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Kids who run around randomly punching people, starting fights, brutally kicking a DRIVER in the head....need to be offed. They serve no purpose in this worldand bring down national GDP anyways.


yes, I'm mad, doggy.


nahh.... luckily where I'm from the average person understands BS like that is unacceptable.
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I have quite a few. I'll just tell one of the funnier ones.

-Me and a friend went to a bar and got kicked
-Went back to my crib and drank more
-Decided while we were there we wanted weed
-Started walking to the friends house down the street to make our purchase and ended up runing from the cops
-We busted in on my friend who we were purchasing from having sex
-Got back home smoked and and after that I don't remeber anything
-Next day I woke up with a huge scab in between my eyes from falling down a carpeted stairs and my girlfriend told me I slapped my friend in the face dumb hardwhile he was passed out on the couch
 
Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5

I have quite a few. I'll just tell one of the funnier ones.

-Me and a friend went to a bar and got kicked
-Went back to my crib and drank more
-Decided while we were there we wanted weed
-Started walking to the friends house down the street to make our purchase and ended up runing from the cops
-We busted in on my friend who we were purchasing from having sex
-Got back home smoked and and after that I don't remeber anything

-Next day I woke up with a huge scab in between my eyes from falling down a carpeted stairs and my girlfriend told me I slapped my friend in the face dumb hard while he was passed out on the couch
you busted in on ole boy givin it to his girl and he still took the time to make the sale? DAAAAAMN talk about taking the phrase "businessbefore pleasure" to a whole nother level.
 
Originally Posted by Mojodmonky1

Originally Posted by AlBooBoo5

I have quite a few. I'll just tell one of the funnier ones.

-Me and a friend went to a bar and got kicked
-Went back to my crib and drank more
-Decided while we were there we wanted weed
-Started walking to the friends house down the street to make our purchase and ended up runing from the cops
-We busted in on my friend who we were purchasing from having sex
-Got back home smoked and and after that I don't remeber anything

-Next day I woke up with a huge scab in between my eyes from falling down a carpeted stairs and my girlfriend told me I slapped my friend in the face dumb hard while he was passed out on the couch
you busted in on ole boy givin it to his girl and he still took the time to make the sale? DAAAAAMN talk about taking the phrase "business before pleasure" to a whole nother level.


Word.
Homeboy is about his paper
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MOB
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