NT...my barber slippin...bout to cheat on this fool

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Real talk...feelin like when cat was talking to Hagen about Vito in that abandoned warehouse..."2 to 3 years ago...could I have gotten to the don?"...My barber slippin b! He out his prime...spent a couple 40 and 50 point games lining me up...so I will always love the dude...but cat starting to feel like when they had Dr. J in a wheel chair touring NBA arenas his last season...like 'You old and flabby son...time to try our luck in the lottery'
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Been going to this cat since Kobe was in 8...but you can always tell when your barber falling off because his lineups be looking like Obamas....ole baby hair still involved cuts. My mans put me on to his barber...dude swole.. steroids swole and look like he from Ninja Hoods stomping grounds, so I saw the potential walking in. Had about 6 cats waiting on him before me...so like a female...the more thirsty cats wanting his cuts...the better. Got the bald fade with the Nasir line and Wooo! The boy was back. Wanted to diddy bop out the shop but also wanted to keep this cat thinking he aint that nice so his cuts be superb everytime.


My og barber Cory...cat tore his acl hooping and aint been the same since
Looking at his ipod and seeing LL Cool J and Stevie Wonder
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Ole outta touch cat. Practically gotta tell dude im going to a wedding or funeral just for him to get semi nice
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NT...should I dump my barber for 10+ years and ride the coattails for a young Durant? Me and Cory had a great run. Won about 5 titles
..but I need more..'one over Jordan'.
 
Lmfao dude to many references you tried hard and I'm laughing bad
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last thing loyalty goes a long way and yea post pics I wanna see that Obama hairline
 
Good references, and to answer to your question: yes, dump him.
 
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at the end of the day, its business. he's providing a service that you now find unsatisfactory,. Logically you should move on.


or you can man up and let em know of your troubles
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Originally Posted by DeNs415

Trying waaaayyyyy too hard there.


Im saying.
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Little TOO hard buddy...

But yeah, you need a divorce. Needed to do that with my old barber last month, too bad this new barber is unpredictable as hell when it comes to his availability.
 
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN i feel ur pain i had to have a heart to heart with my barber a couple months back. Had to let him know that i been seeing other barbers and that it wasnt him it was me. I need space and all that and how there was plenty of fish in the sea and that i been out there looking. Every since he been on his job i aint been needing to go to anybody else he been taking care of me and treating me right.
 
Originally Posted by 4Shoposite

Real talk...feelin like when cat was talking to Hagen about Vito in that abandoned warehouse..."2 to 3 years ago...could I have gotten to the don?"...My barber slippin b! He out his prime...spent a couple 40 and 50 point games lining me up...so I will always love the dude...but cat starting to feel like when they had Dr. J in a wheel chair touring NBA arenas his last season...like 'You old and flabby son...time to try our luck in the lottery'
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Been going to this cat since Kobe was in 8...but you can always tell when your barber falling off because his lineups be looking like Obamas....ole baby hair still involved cuts. My mans put me on to his barber...dude swole.. steroids swole and look like he from Ninja Hoods stomping grounds, so I saw the potential walking in. Had about 6 cats waiting on him before me...so like a female...the more thirsty cats wanting his cuts...the better. Got the bald fade with the Nasir line and Wooo! The boy was back. Wanted to diddy bop out the shop but also wanted to keep this cat thinking he aint that nice so his cuts be superb everytime.


My og barber Cory...cat tore his acl hooping and aint been the same since
Looking at his ipod and seeing LL Cool J and Stevie Wonder
indifferent.gif
Ole outta touch cat. Practically gotta tell dude im going to a wedding or funeral just for him to get semi nice
laugh.gif


NT...should I dump my barber for 10+ years and ride the coattails for a young Durant? Me and Cory had a great run. Won about 5 titles
..but I need more..'one over Jordan'.
dawg... 
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Also idk what's up its not like you have a monogamous relationship with your barber why so attached?
 
U the same cat that made the thread about looking like mutombo trynna guard shaq in the 01 finals? If so, you STAY with the bball references
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I approve tho...i was entertained
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Like I said in another thread... to much analogies and references nowadays. Dudes don't know how to get straight to the point.
 
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