Preferences: I am not gonna SUGARCOAT THIS: I am BRUTALLY HONEST. And very SUPERFICIAL... I'm just like that Assssssssssshole who stole your girlfriend at the club last week!
My preferences are BASED SOLELY ON LOOKS - FIRST AND FOREMOST! I am ONLY into guys with BLOND (Yes, it is spelled without "e" correctly = masculine gender, you morons!
OR LIGHT-BROWN OR RYE-COLORED HAIR! RED-HEADS are okay, too.
You MUST HAVE BLUE OR GREEN EYES and VERY LIGHT SKIN - which doesn't tan, but instead burns in the sun. Bleached hair DOESN'T count! Has to be ALL-NATURAL!
Slavic/Ukrainian/Germanic/British/Scandinavian genotypes/phenotypes are THE BEST!
If you have dark hair or dark eyes = your skin must be PAPER-WHITE and your features must be PERFECT!
If you have tan skin, as in Greek/Italian/French/Hispanic/Latino/Mediterranean/Indo-Pakistani/African/Brazilian/Protugese/MiddleEastern/Semitic/Arabic/Turkish/Indonesian/Philippino origin and/or are skinny/lean or are too dry & muscly with zero body fat for me to bite = DO NOT CONTACT ME!
It doesn't matter how handsome/great/kind/sensitive/caring/strong/loving of a guy you are, how much you earn, how high-flying your career is, how many houses and cars or motorcycles or boats you have, how many companies you own, how large of an engagement ring you have stashed in your safe in the hopes of finding your future wife, how much potential you see between us, how much you think we will click on all levels = do NOT BOTHER MESSAGING ME! I will NOT respond! Sorry! I know EXACTLY what I want = and you AREN'T IT!
As I said, I don't mean to sound like a serial killer picking victims based on shade of hair & skin texture, but I'd rather be BRUTALLY HONEST and weed out all UNSUITABLE contenders right off the bat! So guys, man the **** UP and STOP WHINING about my taste!
I get a lot of bitter messages from VERY HOT GUYS WHO UNFORTUNATELY AREN'T BLOND OR BLUE-EYED. They cry and whine and complain and call me "Hitler", instead if spending their time more productively and seeking a girl who is more into that dark, brooding Mediterranean look.
Since when is HAVING PERSONAL PREFERENCES EQUATED TO GENOCIDE?
Is it a crime to like something and not something else? You are a TOTAL MORON if you think that people aren't superficial.
Why do you still go to the gym and buy new clothes and have that tricked out ride if you are solely into intellectual pleasures the world has to offer?
If you think you are ready to love a girl for her SOUL = why aren't settling for that FAT UGLY COW NEXT DOOR WHO HAS BEEN EYEING YOU FOR AGES? She might write great POETRY, you know? Or have... *GASP* (O, the unthinkable!) A KIND HEART and PLENTY OF GIRTH FOR YOU TO BURY YOUR FACE IN HER CHEST AND CRY ABOUT HOW HORRIBLY PICKY THAT ONLINE ASIAN CHICK IS. Go for the sow = if you don't have standards. And leave people who do - in PEACE.
Also: this goes as DEFAULT: if you drink alcohol or smoke cigarettes, or if you use any kinds of drugs or chemical substances to enhance your living experience = DO NOT CONTACT ME! I want a guy who is NATURALLY HAPPY and DOES NOT NEED CRUTCHES TO FEEL LIKE A REAL MAN!
BONUS POINTS: 1) If your BLOOD TYPE IS "AB" or "A" = most preferable! 2) Also, if the Rhesus-Factor of your Blood Type is NEGATIVE = you will definitely be considered!