Guardians of the Galaxy (Film) - 8/1/14 - Starring Chris Pratt, Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana, Benic

sunshineblotters said:
Sif gets around
View media item 1115526Well a normal Korbinite would look like this
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he aint really a horse
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Bruh

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I'm not gonna go back and forth about the potential size but, c'mon man. Ain't nobody walking normal after that
 
BLASTERCOMBO said:
Thanos is a simp doe
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You see it like that, I see it like this. He can't smash regular or alien or even cosmic women. His beast mode is too much, so my dude gotta smash death to let his pipe game orangutan loose. He knows he won't kill her by going ham in the trap, because she's already death. What's she gonna do? Kill herself?
 
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True.

That is a cosmic level trick proposal. My Titan said **** giving you the world baby, I'm about to destroy the universe for you girl. Then can I smell it? He's into that humiliation with a safe word ****, huh? :smh:

Trick *** Thanos. >D
 
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tay1 said:
Thor III still has potential. I think Marvel has learned a lot, while they still do have some learning to do, but I have high hopes for it. Just have it focus on Enchantress, and Balder I think his name is, and it could be a cool flick. Leave Jane and Darcy out of it and that automatically makes it better.
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Should have gone with enchantress and the executioner for part 2.. Introduce beta ray bill..

Then it leads to surtur for part 3
 
If someone at Marvel is reading this, please have Thanos do the Birdman hand rub when we see him again.

Can someone get that trending? Thanks.
 
Natalie Portman didn't want to be in the second one so we'll see if she can weasel her way out of 3.
 
Every human character / scene that took place on earth is/was GARBAGE. Why they chose to center Thor 2 on Portman will remain a mystery. The movie played out like a bad cartoon episode.
 
I need a gif of that Thanos smile as Ronan walked away from him. That smile was all types of "You don't wanna f* with me, boy..."
 
BLASTERCOMBO said:
Death won't let him hit. He needs to destroy the universe to hit. WAY too much work for box. Simp status
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Thanos be spreading his seed errywhere tho.

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In one panel I think he hit a dead boody. Cant find that one tho.

Death a freak. You know it. Look at her
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She got them eyes

Rell826 said:
Natalie Portman didn't want to be in the second one so we'll see if she can weasel her way out of 3.
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Shes under contract tho so i doubt it
 
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So really, he just reached that Sugar Daddy stage of life. :smh: You know how those old players try to spin it... "helping her out." :nerd: Thanos trying to help death out I see.

His pimp hand was weighed down by the gauntlet. |I
 
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