Alright...I'll try to keep this brief. The crop of chicks that came out of that function at south point was just...man I don't even wanna talk about it. So I ended up catching a cab to the strip, driver told me marquee was going on which confused me because I thought it didn't go down on sundays. Turns out I was right . But the good news is that in the process I bumped into some chicks that were trying to take pics...and of course I offered a helping hand . There were 5 of them, 3 black from ohio and 2 white girls from london. The white chicks split up to go to marquee (lol) leaving me alone with the rest. They went to get drinks at a bar close by and I joined them. At this point visions of a foursome danced across my mindscape.
The one in red was a diehard fantasy football player, almost made me uncomfortable . Anyway after a couple sips I come to find out that all 3 of them are married with the karats to prove it . Kicking myself for not noticing this on first sight but oh well, still had a good time. I keep walking around cosmo putting up shots, end up talking to another chick who's man is actually sitting down a few feet behind her, unbeknownst to me . At this point I just gtf outta there and wind up at the bank in bellagio. Dj is killing it but not much talent in the pool. Talk to another chick that has her man with her and just have to laugh at this point .
Before I leave I spot this 5'5 chocolate fat booty chick in one of those circle jerks with her homegirls. Knowing the odds are against me I go in anyway with the patented "hand check", reach for her hand while attempting to grind my meat on her butt. She demonstrates excellent footwork as she slides away from my pelvis. I say something like "you know you wanna dance!" to which she replies "by myself". I say ok you dance by yourself and I'll be right here behind you. This gets her to laugh so I ask her name, she tells me and then starts backing it up . Went back and forth Trying to get her contact info but she curves me, probably could have got some kind of action but didn't play it right, it's close to 3 am and it would've been a long shot so I just tell her she's beautiful and bounce.
As I go back to my room at the lovely south point hotel and casino I spot this blonde weaved caramel skinned fat butted woman going thru the motions at a slot machine so I make convo. She's being short with me and making only split second eye contact but I just persist because idgaf at this point. The longer I stay the longer her eye contact gets so I tell her to get a drink with me. She says she doesn't drink but she smokes weed . Find out shes egyptian and puerto rican and won nelly's ms apple bottom contest some years ago. By the time we end up sparking in her car it's about 4:20 am. We smoke (vegas weed ) and have some pretty deep and good convo til 5 am and we both had to bounce. Exchange contacts and she texts me saying she hopes I hit her up when I'm back in town.
All in all it was an adventurous night and I have a good lead next time I hit up sin city. Thinking about trying to make it back for the d o c's bday
cringe worthy...what's your background?