How many Daschunds (weenie dogs) to kill a tiger??

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I gotta believe some of yall have never seen a Daschund let alone be around one. 25? 30? 50?

Tiger would be looking at all those dogs like he was at a buffet...

 
Ya'll assuming that Dachschunds are aggressive dogs. Its not trained to kill anything, its purpose is to be cute and cuddly and wait for food to be put on its plate.

Tiger has to live bruh, 100 Dachschunds will probably wag their tails thinking its momma in a costume then get the clap.
 
Sir, are you aware how large a damn tiger is?

Even if the dogs were aggressive and attacking the tiger, it's not like they're going to be leaping onto the back of the tiger to bring it down. They would be nipping at it's legs and the tiger would just keep walking.

The best case scenario is the tiger accidentally trips over a few dozen of the dogs and falls off a cliff.
 
maaayyyybbbbbbeeeeeeee 50 of the most aggressive Rott's might have a chance....

and thats a reach...
 
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Y'all are telling me that 25 of these could legitimately take down a tiger with jaws and teeth like these

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Y'all are telling me that 25 of these could legitimately take down a tiger with jaws and teeth like these

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and claws like this?
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IDK man, I got bit by a weiner dog before.

I shedded real man tears when I thought I saw blood until my friend pointed out it was ketchup I was dipping my fries into.
 
Bros... LIONS ROLL AS DEEP AS 20 TO TAKE DOWN A BUFFALO.

LIONS

ATTACKING A BUFFALO

Buffalo weights about 3000 lbs... Lion about 550-600.. 5-6 times as small as the buffalo.

A daschund weighs about 10 lbs... FIFTY FIVE TIMES AS SMALL AS THE LION/TIGER.

They're legs are about 4-6 inches long.

I cant.... I gotta leave this thread.... people cant be cereal.
 
i think OP just watched The Campaign and believed when Galofonakis said Pugs have short snouts so easy to latch on to lions when hunting..
 
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